by anonymous February 24, 2022
Get the Taylor swiftmug. He is the all father, power to bond seal AND repair. (Can also cut anything in half and repair it with his ultimate weapon, flex tape/flex seal)
by Phil Swift is my dad March 7, 2019
Get the Phil Swiftmug. by That girl tho1 January 21, 2014
Get the Dr. Swiftmug. by gurner 101 February 10, 2010
Get the swift wristymug. A particularly taboo sexual favor. Some call it salad tossing’s kinky cousin. Many believe it isn’t worthwhile due to the extensive cleanup afterwards, but it guarantees a simultaneous orgasm which is very appealing to many.
I tried the Janky Swift last night. One of the most intense experiences of my life. The cleanup sucked and I can’t look my boyfriend in the eyes anymore.
by Flawbmygawb January 2, 2021
Get the Janky Swiftmug. by globedictionary-official February 8, 2021
Get the Taylor Swiftmug. Papa Swift is Phil Swift from the Flex Tape Infomercials made popular by JonTron in “Waterproofing My Life With FLEX TAPE - JonTron” which turned into a Meme
by DeadAssDeadInside April 15, 2019
Get the Papa Swiftmug.