A jelly sundae is when you and your friends book a night at a motel in Manhattan with a bath tub and proceed to fill the bathtub with smucker’s sugar free blueberry jelly in the bathtub to the brim and then have a 5 7/12 hour long orgy session in the bathtub no matter the gender , religion or race . This can be used as a group punishment.
“Hey jarred you down to have a jelly sundae with the boys later ? I will provide the jelly”
Or
Red team loses to blue team by 3 point , they are given the forfeit of a jelly sundae
Or
Red team loses to blue team by 3 point , they are given the forfeit of a jelly sundae
by Cocksuckerpaul330 January 02, 2022
It's when you have sex and the guy pulls out and then releases his whip cream over the taco. Also can be referred to as the pull and pray method.
by imachick December 07, 2010
A fuck cream sundae is when a male ejaculates onto a freshly made sundae during the end of sexual orientation. He then proceeds to put a cherry on top and begins eating it with his spouse out of sexual pleasure. If his spouse is male thats hella gay.
Guy 1: how wacky are you guys in the bed room?
guy 2: super, last night we shared a fuck cream sundae
guy 1: ya'll fuckers stay away from me and my family do you understand? i will not hesitate to call the fucking cops.
guy 2: super, last night we shared a fuck cream sundae
guy 1: ya'll fuckers stay away from me and my family do you understand? i will not hesitate to call the fucking cops.
by Shred June 24, 2018
A joke you play on you're Filipina girlfriend so she scours the internet looking for fucked-up images, like a chicken shutting in a dudes mouth in a walk-in freezer. She's kind of fucked-up for looking for visuals like this!
by Filipino sundae May 17, 2016
The act of farting out cum on a glass table top while you lay underneath and see your own deposit close up
Chelsea carefully squatted on the glass table and let out a big Irish Sundae for me to behold - a little bit of poo followed by a moan of contentment
by Chee Z Puff August 08, 2022
Sexual dessert.
Post-ejaculation into the anus, the partner's asshole is licked and spat into. Afterwards that partner squats over a waffle cone (or a dinner bowl or plate if no cone is available) and deficates the mixture of semen, fecal matter and saliva. Typically a brown and white swirled mixture.
May also include a little red.
Should be eaten after intercourse while still warm.
Believed to be bring good luck in one's sexual experiences.
Post-ejaculation into the anus, the partner's asshole is licked and spat into. Afterwards that partner squats over a waffle cone (or a dinner bowl or plate if no cone is available) and deficates the mixture of semen, fecal matter and saliva. Typically a brown and white swirled mixture.
May also include a little red.
Should be eaten after intercourse while still warm.
Believed to be bring good luck in one's sexual experiences.
My last booty call made me a mayonnaise sundae so I'm expecting a good time in the club this weekend!
by Sunnaise December 12, 2016
Wow Theo, what the hell is going on around your crotch??? It looks like you got a red sundae going on.
by Dickhead4loife August 23, 2021