Subway

To "subway" someone (verb): To hit a cop, especially federal law enforcement, with a footlong Subway sandwich. This often occurs after a long argument or rant directed at said cop, and particularly during times of increasing fascism, nationalism or corporatism.

Man with footlong Subway sandwich: "Sir! Get the fuck outta my city you bootlicking motherfucker! We didn't need your fascist police state!"

Federal cop:

Man with footlong Subway sandwich: Throws his footlong Subway at the cop. Runs away slowly and is caught and charged with a felony

by Late Stage Piss Jugs August 15, 2025

Belgian Subway

The act of shoving a subway sandwich into the intestines of a partner's anus. Then giving them a unhealthy dose of laxatives and having the partner shit the sandwich either onto bread and eat it, or straight into the mouth of the other partner.

I think we should do the Belgian Subway, my anus is gaping

by ginormoarantouspenis March 26, 2022

Subway Sweats

Interchangeable with: Metro Sweats and Underground Sweats.

When the temperature of the subway is so vastly different from the winter temperatures outside and you immediately break into an uncomfortably uncontrollable sweat in your winter clothes.

"Man it was so bloody cold I got all layered up to leave the house and then I got such unrelenting subway sweats within minutes."

by metroSweater December 22, 2013

subway shot

noun - A single shot of alcohol take among good friends. Commonly taken as a group, often before or during a traditional drinking game.

Robert and his friends did a subway shot, then continued playing Street Fighter: III Strike and pregaming.

by DavidCiv December 25, 2010

arctic subway

Shitting in a condom, freezing it, then using it as a dildo

Fancy a return journey on the arctic subway?

by Hankenstein April 7, 2023

Subway Station

When an individual or group continuously poop in the same spot without mercy or grace.

The First few weeks on the job was graceful until a subway station hit me of my game.

by GeminiMojoMAC May 23, 2023

African Subway

When you shit into another person's asshole.

"Hey, I heard that Sean and Sally rode the African Subway last night."

by bukkit7 June 8, 2018