Shit Strip
When you’re taking a shit that’s so uncomfortable and hard to get out that you ended up stripping all your clothes.
Shit Strip by NotFunnyButStiFunny September 7, 2018
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Egyptian Strip Trivia
Allison: hi it’s nice to meet you, want to play Egyptian Strip Trivia?
Sam: sure! How do you–
Allison: Which pharaoh covered slaves in honey to attract flies away from him?
Sam: what?
Allison: wrong, get naked
Sam: sure! How do you–
Allison: Which pharaoh covered slaves in honey to attract flies away from him?
Sam: what?
Allison: wrong, get naked
Egyptian Strip Trivia by Alleycet December 19, 2020
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Bellcro Strip
AKA Spoff Rug
The knob knurling strip of facial hair known chiefly amongst misguided middle aged mincers as a goat patch.
Considered cool and trendy by the delusional wearer alone and his camp, prancing, pile poking butt pirate(s). Lovers.
The knob knurling strip of facial hair known chiefly amongst misguided middle aged mincers as a goat patch.
Considered cool and trendy by the delusional wearer alone and his camp, prancing, pile poking butt pirate(s). Lovers.
‘As Olympian Daley Tom wrenched his spent bollocks from the Bellcro strip of his lovers spunk glazed mandible, he wept.’
Bellcro Strip by Herbie Dongsporran January 30, 2022
The Sneaky Strip
The Sneaky Strip.
The winner is the first player to be naked, or closest to it without anyone realising. Players must take one piece of clothing off at a time not including jewellery.
If a player is caught;
The first time a player is caught, they must put on all removed items of clothing and being again.
The second time a player is caught, they must put on all removed items of clothing and are banned from stripping for the next hour.
The third time a player is caught, they must put on all removed items of clothing and are banned from playing for the remainder of time spent with friends. Unless time passes midnight, in which case, they may participate again.
The winner is the first player to be naked, or closest to it without anyone realising. Players must take one piece of clothing off at a time not including jewellery.
If a player is caught;
The first time a player is caught, they must put on all removed items of clothing and being again.
The second time a player is caught, they must put on all removed items of clothing and are banned from stripping for the next hour.
The third time a player is caught, they must put on all removed items of clothing and are banned from playing for the remainder of time spent with friends. Unless time passes midnight, in which case, they may participate again.
Lisa: "You guys up for some The Sneaky Strip game?"
Caitie: "Yeah man, let's do it!"
*many moments later*
Aleks: "LIVVIE PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!"
Livvie: "Aww, no more stripping for me tonight"
Caitie: "Yeah man, let's do it!"
*many moments later*
Aleks: "LIVVIE PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!"
Livvie: "Aww, no more stripping for me tonight"
The Sneaky Strip by thedysfunctionalfamily November 24, 2011
The Power Strip
The Power Strip is a power strip covered in semen; it is in this condition because its "relieving to not have to clean up." unfortunately this usually also means that the wall/floor around The Power Strip is also covered...
Man 1: What is this....
Man 2: It's "The Power Strip"
Man 1: Why does this exist?
Man 2: I was too busy to grab a napkin, lets leave it at that.
Man 2: It's "The Power Strip"
Man 1: Why does this exist?
Man 2: I was too busy to grab a napkin, lets leave it at that.
The Power Strip by Jake m4n January 17, 2021
landing strip
#1 A runway for an aircraft, usually for smaller aircarft, and commonly made out of dirt, or grass, and without normal airport facilities. Eg: Terminal, taxieway, tarmac, hangers.
#2 A neatly shaved line just above the vagina. A landing strip points toward the pussy.
#2 A neatly shaved line just above the vagina. A landing strip points toward the pussy.
Random pilot #1 - Hey, we're running low on fuel, we should land at that landing strip.
Random pilot #2 - Yea, I guess you're right, bring 'er down.
I licked all around her, then started to follow the landing strip to her pussy.
Random pilot #2 - Yea, I guess you're right, bring 'er down.
I licked all around her, then started to follow the landing strip to her pussy.
landing strip by Minority July 24, 2006
Dip strip
An underwater bang.