Scoop

Imagine a scenario where your friend comes back after being with a girl. Many men would ask: "did she spit or swallow?" But now, there's a third option. "did she scoop?" Scooping is essentially when a female (or male) is giving head to completion and initially spits the ejaculate onto the ground (or really any surface). However, upon rethinking their action of spitting, they then decide to "scoop" with their hand said ejaculate off of the ground and then swallow it. Hence "Scooping"

"Yo Chad did she spit, swallow, or scoop?"

"I just felt bad and I didn't want to leave a stain on the rug so...I scooped."

by Messy Jelly December 17, 2018

Shoop da whoop

An internet meme involving a crazy "derp" face shouting "Ima firing ma lazor" followed by a huge blue laser coming out of its mouth with a sound of BLAAARRRGGGHHH.

A Shoop da whoop if a face saying "Ima firin ma lazor BBLLAARRGGHH"

by pepsi345 June 27, 2010

Stoops

Informal slang for stupid

Max: Hey Zach, your'e kinda stoops.
Zach: Well your'e retarded.

by Apermax July 8, 2016

shoop

Internet slang for "to Photoshop."

That pic of the dog jumping over a building looks shooped.

by outofspite December 26, 2007

Shoop

A singular sheep

there is a shoop grazing by that fence, in that field of sheep.

by mrmemrme February 23, 2011

shoop

Verb- a word meaning to Photo shop: to edit a picture in Photo Shop is to 'shop' it, which became 'shoop', slang or 1337-speak on sites like 4chan that deal with vast amounts of static images. Shooping is easy in programs like Photo shop, and can be humorous, misleading, or can create an improvement in images, such as removing text that detracts from the photo.

Noun- images created through shooping. A picture that has been shooped is now 'shoop', a part of the category of images collectively known as shoop.

Verb- "I was looking at a picture of Hillary Clinton crying while hugging a wounded soldier, so much obvious shoop."

Noun- "Some troll trying to start a flamewar put a picture up of Chuck Norris being beaten by ninjas but it was obvious shoop. Come on, it's Chuck Norris.

by Limones January 3, 2008

Double Scoop Them Ice Cream Titties

When one sees a woman's bosom and is so enticed he compares them to not one but two scoops of ice cream titties.

Comes in many flavors: titties and cream, oreo titties, neapolotitties, tittiemisu....

Jeff: Wow, i would scoop that
Bob: Well, i would double scoop them ICE CREAM TITTIES
Jeff: I don't know. I've never really gone for chocolate.

by fat kid in movies June 20, 2011