by I_is_kenzie April 5, 2016
Get the starbucks bae mug.Cooper Starbucks is a boy with a little pepperoni in his pants. Who likes to play the mouth fiddler diddler diddle until he stains his shorts
Hey Cooper Starbucks want to get a coffee?
Cooper Starbucks: Can I get a ch ch ch ch ch ch
Employee: Fucking spit it out shit head
Cooper Starbucks: Can I get a ch ch ch ch ch ch
Employee: Fucking spit it out shit head
by BigZinmypants July 13, 2022
Get the Cooper Starbucks mug.The most basic troll you will find. They ushally emanate joy and laughter but do not be fooled. When it comes to Starbucks they will use what ever means necessary to get their drink. Often found in Starbucks ordering the most basic drinks.
Starbucks troll: "OMG PUMKIN SPICE LATTE " (happily shoves a disabled person aside and orders a pumpkin spice latte)
Mom in line: "I have heard of these creatures. I think that's a Starbucks troll ."
Mom's small child: inches closer to get a better look at the troll.
Mom in line: snatches her child and holds them close. "Careful! The Starbucks troll will become vishious if you stand between it and the barista!!!"
Mom in line: "I have heard of these creatures. I think that's a Starbucks troll ."
Mom's small child: inches closer to get a better look at the troll.
Mom in line: snatches her child and holds them close. "Careful! The Starbucks troll will become vishious if you stand between it and the barista!!!"
by TPea September 17, 2017
Get the starbucks troll mug.by Humboldt glottologist March 5, 2014
Get the Colorado Starbucks mug.A sex position that cosists of fucking a woman in the analy when she has diarrhea. When the man is cumming she inmideatly starts to take a shit causing the fluids to mix. The end result looks like a starbucks expresso.
by Mr. no nut November 8, 2022
Get the Starbucks expresso mug.A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a starbucks beaner. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a starbucks beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a starbucks beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a starbucks beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a starbucks beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 3, 2016
Get the Starbucks Beaner mug.1. People who love Starbucks
2. People who are awake all night 'loving' because they had Starbucks coffee.
3. Taylor Swift's exes.
2. People who are awake all night 'loving' because they had Starbucks coffee.
3. Taylor Swift's exes.
by TheAussieCreeper March 30, 2015
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