stands awakening

its a trash ass game that you shouldnt play because the owner is a femboy/racist/pessimist/biased/ugly nigga/weird nigga/gets no bitches/ruined the game and sucks big fat sweaty smega covered boners and chokin on big fat 12 inch girthy dicks

Guy 1: wanna play "stands awakening"?

Guy 2: no that game sucks

by gerjlsedrgjlergkjwerglikgrw March 3, 2023

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Donut Stand

The opposite of a "butterface" (but-her-face). A Donut Stand or "do not stand" is a person who has an attractive face but a less than desirable figure. Denotes a person that should remain seated as not to betray the person's best feature, his/her face.

Similar to a carface

She's not as hot as she looks in her headshots, she's a complete donut stand.

by Hilarity Mitten October 16, 2008

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Lemonade Stand

When a lady in a dress, skirt or shorts, has to take a piss, either in public or while doing something, usually standing, she "just let's it flow".

Patty was so busy filling orders at the beer garden for event at the park, she never got to take a break and just decided to do a lemonade stand.

Dude, look over there at that chick... the juice running down her thighs!... man she's totally lemonade standing.

by Fishercook September 5, 2021

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Standing Cervetti

A Standing Cervetti is a rare occurrence that happens when the female lifts the male up in the air by his heels so that they can both perform oral sex on each other.

Friend1: "Whoa dude. I heard Kara gave Matt the ole Standing Cervetti last night. That's insane."

Friend2: "Yeah.....well, she is almost 7 feet tall and built like a moose. She dangled him like a towel blowing in the wind."

Friend1: "Kara is freakin' wild. I need a girl like that."

by Mr. Luxy December 9, 2020

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