Stalker Talking is when someone, who you usually don't really know, strikes up an unwanted, meaningless, uncomfortable conversation with you everytime they see you.
Karen was just sitting there, minding her own business, when that creepy guy started stalker talking to her again.
by Combat Spoon October 28, 2010
When Susie's car broke down, and had to catch a ride with someone else, she received a visit from her un-stalker at work.
by TheBestWickedWitch December 23, 2011
Bobby is a stalker.
Bobby stalks you at night.
He is always spying on you but you can’t see him👹👹👹👹👹👿👿👿👿👺👺👺🤡🤡🤡
Bobby stalks you at night.
He is always spying on you but you can’t see him👹👹👹👹👹👿👿👿👿👺👺👺🤡🤡🤡
Bobby the stalker is stalking me!!!
by Bobby the stalker😈😈 June 02, 2022
by Treysteroid October 24, 2010
his Internet Troll will pour through your archives until he or she finds something you wrote that contradicts something you’ve written more recently.
by TheKamikazeMonkeys May 03, 2020
When someone stares at your plate and then ask you if you have had enough and try to control the food to ensure they can eat to their maximum benefit
Woman- *walks out with plate of mac n cheese*
Brian- “you got enough, do you want me to pack you any for lunch” (eyeing the amount of mac n cheese left in pot)
Woman- you’re such a food stalker
Brian- “you got enough, do you want me to pack you any for lunch” (eyeing the amount of mac n cheese left in pot)
Woman- you’re such a food stalker
by Stupidshhittt December 18, 2019
adrian235 has been sending me emails for 2 years describing in great detail about how great our life would be together because I like coldplay too. GiGeR324 "likes" his posts and wants an invite to the wedding. I have resorted to blank info page and avatar pic of dancing ponies and I am still getting emails. stalker candy
by daft35 January 27, 2012