Squeeze one off

Male masturbation, generally when not at home.

"Lastnight at my mother in laws house, the meatloaf was so good I had to go to the restroom and squeeze one off"

by ChuckU.Farley March 25, 2009

Squeezer

A handjob that involves a tight grip of the shaft.

People are starting to recognize me. A stripper offered me a squeezer last night dude.... a WHITE stripper!

by WesLeFevre July 17, 2009

Pussy squeeze

Where a guy who is into S&M squeezes a woman's pussy as hard as he can.
It is some times done in private and some times in public.

John just gave kathy a pussy squeeze.

by Deep blue 2012 December 28, 2009

SQUEEE!

-The ultimate super excited YAY!
-Intense enjoyment
-Can also mean "YES" in response to a question or statement

-Antonym: Eeeeeeh...

-SQUEEE! I won the lottery.
-I got a flat tire! NO SQUEEE!
-"Did you get your new car?" "SQUEEE!"

by msgabybaby February 6, 2012

Squeezer

A tight aggressive poker player. Plays conservatively but aggressive. Is known to trap with big hands.

The Squeezer trapped the donkey for all his chips sending him to the rail.

by Go Speed Go! December 22, 2009

squeeze-me-poo

Chocolate syrup when poured on a hot dog.

Yo! Phill my brother! Pour me some squeeze-me-poo on mah dog!

by sir robin of cairo December 24, 2008

corn squeezer

Some fuckin moron that doesn't know his ass from his head.

That corn squeezer can't drive worth a damn!

by gus grumpy August 22, 2008