Sneaking Chickens

to masturbate

"My dad walked into my room and caught me sneaking chickens."

by Rmb102 February 28, 2018

Speaking Tax

When someone annoys you and won't shut up. He gets the Speaking Tax that means, you're going to ignore him until you stop.

spiking taks

^Dude shut up, you got a Speaking Tax

*And what's that??

^I ignore you simply until you stop

*Really? Idk if you're going to make it! Wanna see my new shoes or do you wanna go to the beach or maybe... Rich? Are you listening? Are you serious??!

^...

by Yononimo April 20, 2018

Speaking white

A phrased used when you want to say “that’s ignorant” or “that’s really stupid”.

Dude 1: “Hey dude, I must’ve slept with like twelve chicks last night... at once. I should’ve tried drugs years ago.”

Dude 2: “come on, dude, quit speaking white.”

by basiqwhitechiq May 29, 2018

Squeeging

The act of discharging period blood

My girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me last night. I'm pretty sure shes squeeging this week.

by Jenziyte September 30, 2019

speaking moistly

ahhhhhhh justine uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes yes uh uhhhhhhhhhhhh fuke fuke

that asmr was weird he was speaking moistly

by pee wee pee pee September 9, 2020

squeakism

Another word for Rickyisms; When another man tries to pinpoint a description using another specific description but has no idea what the fuck he’s talking about. Could be half retarded or semi drunk.

Hey man, you’re such a Premium Madonna, hurry the fuck up.

“Man that was such a squeakism!”

by Squeaks’ Father September 15, 2020

Sneaking a J

When you find someplace to sneakily masturbate

"Aren't you a little too old to be sneaking a j in the john"? -Gintama

by AltSeize April 6, 2021