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Spudding

The act of a person using a high performance vibrator (Hitachi Magic Wand) on another persons gooch as they hold their buttocks high in the air, all while the giver of the act is using an Orgasmatron head massager on the receiver's head.
1: Did you hear about John getting a Spudding?
2: No, what is it?
1: It's when you hold your ass up, get jabbed with a viber above the balls and have some thing massaging your head.
by xSimone April 30, 2023
mugGet the Spuddingmug.

Spud

A PC way to call patients Retards.
ALS 1- respond to 54 elm for a pt with his hand stuck in the garbage disposal,”fuckin spuds man”
mugGet the Spudmug.

spud

A word for potato, generally used as an insult. However, potatoes are the epitome of perfection—a flawless gift from God. Therefore, being referred to as a spud is the highest honor one can be given.
Bully: “You’re a complete spud, Ronaldo.”
Ronaldo: “Thanks, bro. I’ve never been so honored.”
by dabbing_potato November 4, 2021
mugGet the spudmug.

Spud Monkey

A chunky pinto colored horse, often times a BLM mustang……

Interchangeable with the name Chunky Monkey
My horses name is Spud Monkey
by Ashley Bighands September 11, 2023
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spud whacker

A person who likes to get one off over a king Edward or a Maris piper.
John became a seasoned spud whacker after finding he became aroused by a simple rot vegetable.
John loved mashing because he was a spud whacker
by Hampton1982 April 26, 2016
mugGet the spud whackermug.

Spud

Ive made a big spud
by Jwi8sp94 November 21, 2021
mugGet the Spudmug.

Spud Wrench

Equating to "Stupid bastard"
by PickledViagra October 5, 2022
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