spreading the blanket

being less than truthful

i don't know for sure, but it seems to be similar to "pulling the wool over one's eyes"

When my parents suspected me of lying to them, they told me that they thought I was spreading the blanket a bit.

by sheepdog1982 February 9, 2010

speeding

When you go over the speed limit, and then a police officer will give you a ticket depending on how much damage you did.

Cop: Do you know how fast you were driving?
Guy in a car: No, sir.
Cop: You were speeding. Here is a fine of 200$
Guy in a car: Ouch.

by Thaun February 7, 2017

spreading pudding on toast

The act of spreading an angry midgets legs wide open on a hot motorcycle exhaust ,usually followed by would you like mayonnaise on that

The lads where spotted spreading pudding on toast in the carpark while the gaffer watched

by B.Conlon May 26, 2019

spreading financials

An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.

Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.

Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.

by Immature Auditor August 2, 2019

speeding

Running around wearing a speedo. Usually to creep out minors while still staying family friendly.

My friend got caught speeding recently.dr

by Fokibär August 22, 2019

Spreading

When you spread your shit to form a solid layer. Remember to cover your ass when you take a shower to build those layers! Or just don't shower at all.

Guy 1: Damn man, I forgot to cover my ass and my spread melted from the shower.
Guy 2: Why the fuck would you shower in the first place if you're spreading?
Guy 1: idk

by Benoodle5 April 6, 2020

speeding

being sped

cardi dean was speeding today

by lil squelch December 22, 2020