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spiff

the root of such words as spiffy and spiiferific (although the latter is a compound word including terrific). Used mainly as an expletive in much the same was as fuck although can be used as a remark of amazement, shock or suprise.
Boss: "You are going to have to work overtime."
Worker: "Spiff!"

Grocery Clerk: "You just won the sweepstakes."
Shopper: "Spiff!"
by Anonymous November 7, 2002
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Spaff

another work for cum or the act of cunning
I Spaffed in her hair, she wasn't happy
by big bob roberts jr the third September 25, 2009
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Shoffee

The making of and/or drinking of coffee that is by all intents and purposes, shitty.

Shitty Coffee
"Hey Mark, you forgot your shoffee on the counter"
"What?"
"Your shitty coffee, its there on the countertop"
by Mike747 October 13, 2009
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Scoffee

the combination of scotch and coffee.

also can be called irish coffee or scotchee.
it has the power to hide your alcoholism from friends and colleagues or just a way to help you stay up all night and not hate yourself completely.
man 1: oh what the fuck. i have to stay up all night to finish this stupid project by tomorrow.

man 2: that blows, friend. have a scoffee, it will deaden your sense of annoyance and still keep you awake!

man 1: wow, that's amazing! this is why I keep you around. also, so i can sleep with your mother.

man 2: no problem buddy! :)
by coochanin October 6, 2011
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Spaff-Womble

Person, persons or institutions who have become so deeply inbred that putrification has begun not just of the mind but indeed their very soul.

This manifests itself in literal, figurative or metaphorical displays of dimwittedness such as the desire and actualisation of said desire to collect for the purposes of hoarding or recycling, Spaff. This may occur aurally, visually or physically.
Dave: I was reading a definition on Urban Dictionary

and this gimp used the word 'actualise' twice
outside of a corporate environment.

John: What a Spaff-Womble!

Joni realised with her parents due round any minute, to enjoy some of her delicious spaghetti bolognese, she had run out of time to get the parmigiana! Like a dutiful Spaff-Womble, she scoured her abode for any leftover man spaff or if need be quam-tazum (mixed gender combo spaff normally the result of simultaneous ispaffulation.) Having sourced said substance(s) Joni crushed the gusset of old panties infused with the desired substance (resulting from a 'pantie-pull-to-the-side-and-ride' side spill) thus releasing the flaky substitute for the missing Italian ingredient.
by Atari quam-tazum January 1, 2012
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Soffer

A social media douche who is afraid to say anything to anybody's face, but will comment about it on any social platform he or she can. Friends to your face, but an ass behind your back. in the real world, has very very few friends and will post on the weekends heavily because he or she is bored and has NOTHING else to do.
Dude 1- You bro, you want to get fucked up tonight?

Dude 2-No, I am gonna go on the book & gram and Soffer the shit out of some people.
by ScootsToTheBoots June 10, 2017
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Spaff

He’s a proper spaff
by CJ_XXXrayXXX October 3, 2018
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