To do a Spiden is for a man to ditch the lads persistently for a girl, who he always ends up breaking up with anyway.
Nick: "I was playing football with Mark yesterday and his bird walked past and he just did a Spiden on me. I couldn't believe it."
Mikey: "What a gonk"
Mikey: "What a gonk"
by neeek3 October 20, 2008
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Although this seems like a brilliant idea, it's actually retarded.
Although this seems like a brilliant idea, it's actually retarded.
by P Parker October 15, 2007
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my hero, and god, the coolest bastard on the planet, and he has this cat that pees everywhere, and, and... he's from transmetropolitan, buy the damn comic!!!!
by Spyder_Jerusalem June 21, 2004
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This technique works pretty much flawlessly when mastered. An expert can even hide a boner without a shirt by using boxers to catch the boner. Trick is to have the underwear go lower than your pants and wear the pants at a good height to cover the vertical boner. You still won't be able to hide the bulge created, but that is awesome to have.
WARNING: Raging public boners still go slightly outward and may still be visible if the force of the restraint is not strong enough to keep the boner back.
This technique works pretty much flawlessly when mastered. An expert can even hide a boner without a shirt by using boxers to catch the boner. Trick is to have the underwear go lower than your pants and wear the pants at a good height to cover the vertical boner. You still won't be able to hide the bulge created, but that is awesome to have.
WARNING: Raging public boners still go slightly outward and may still be visible if the force of the restraint is not strong enough to keep the boner back.
Jesse: "That chick was amazing! How did you not get a boner from that?"
Jon: "You kidding me? Of course I had a boner, but I effectively sideswiped it away like magic."
Jesse: "You are a fucking boss."
Jon: "You kidding me? Of course I had a boner, but I effectively sideswiped it away like magic."
Jesse: "You are a fucking boss."
by neranfafu July 8, 2012
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The most fuckin awesome band in Australia. There are way better songs than Black Betty aswell.. The older albums rock harder than the new ones.
by m@l!c3 August 10, 2004
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"Wow, I heard Cassandra walked out on you before you were finished." "Yeah, but I quickly rubbed one out and gave her a Spider Ball to remember."
"Why is Jeff in jail again?" "Well.. we all paid him 10 dollars and he whipped a Spider Ball at the school bus driver."
"Why is Jeff in jail again?" "Well.. we all paid him 10 dollars and he whipped a Spider Ball at the school bus driver."
by Coltrane Pride January 10, 2009
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