by catkills July 18, 2017
Reminiscent of Dagwood Bumstead's famous sandwiches, the Dagwood Special is when a cock, nestled in a hoagie roll (much akin to a sausage in a bun), spreads his partner's beef curtains. Prior to insertion, the man sprays a load of man sauce all over said roast beef (acting as the mayo of the sandwich). Upon penetration, the cock, hoagie roll, and beef curtains are pressed together thus creating a genitalia sandwich. The act is topped off when the woman inserts an olive into her partner's shit pipe.
Guy1: Yo brah, how did your date with Tiffany go last night?
Guy2: Yo brah, check it, I gave her the old Dagwood Special!
Guy1: Baller, dude!
Guy2: Yeah, but I still haven't passed the olive.
Guy1: Aw shit!
Guy2: Yo brah, check it, I gave her the old Dagwood Special!
Guy1: Baller, dude!
Guy2: Yeah, but I still haven't passed the olive.
Guy1: Aw shit!
by KnownPublicEjaculator August 22, 2016
by 21 Cabage April 05, 2017
When you are sitting in a closet watching your friend fuck his girlfriend while you are masturbating. Right before you cum, you jump out of the closet and cum on his girlfriends face and proceed to leave the room in a fast and orderly manner.
I was at a party and gave my best friends girlfriend The Novy Special.
!!.......Sorry Skeezer.....!!
!!.......Sorry Skeezer.....!!
by bo March 30, 2005
the somewhat politically correct term for a person/place/thing that is incapable of reaching its destined maximum potential
candice: man i hate the brakes on this van, they're retarded
carly: no candice, you mean 'handy special'
candice: you are still trying to be politically correct? *sigh*
carly: no candice, you mean 'handy special'
candice: you are still trying to be politically correct? *sigh*
by delores haze September 05, 2006
pre-coitus, a female takes an excessive amount of laxative, then mounts the partner in a standard forward facing face-sit and releases her runny stool over the partners neck to resemble a velvet collar.
by V.C.B. March 04, 2008
The act of engaging in sexual intercourse on a hotel balcony overlooking Acapulco Bay during spring break, preferably from at least 5 floors up. Most accurately used if the act actually occured at the Romano Palace in Acapulco, Mexico.
by JNick April 26, 2006