Soggy Stanley

A wet willy-like manuver in which the penis is covered and sweat from the taint and placed in the unsuspecting persons ear.

I want to give Dr. Ruth a soggy stanley.

by Nasty Poof January 10, 2008

soggy vegitarian

Soggy vegitarian: When a girls pussy looks like rotting wet slimmy Cauli flower.

Soggy vegitarian: when a girls pussy looks like rotting wet slimmy Cauli flower .Damn Patricia I can't eat u out if your a soggy vegetarian. 🍴🚿

by Sexy vegan muff cabbage July 5, 2016

soggy groundhog

A maneuver in the game Sea of Thieves created by CaptainPickels. Most commonly performed with a Galleon. With a crew member in the brig he will flood the bottom deck until they drown. When they respawn in the bright side they will drown again and again.

I rage quit after learning first hand what a soggy groundhog was.

by Razar October 5, 2018

soggy calimari

When a girl excessively works out without showering for days and her vaginia looks like it might have an infection cause it's crusty and smells like fish.

Guy 1: how was that girl you took home from the gym?
Guy 2: when she took her pants off, she had that soggy calimari.

by Peacock matt October 23, 2017

soggy toast

when the butter is so warm and melted that it makes the toast feel just as good 😩

soggy toast!! aah

by arizo soup March 21, 2022

Soggy Nacho

When a group of classy gents (3 or more, 10 for a feast) sit in a circle and jerk off. Each finishing on a single nacho. The last to complete the task, dines on the nacho.

Bob, Frank, Steve and Arthur are sitting in a circle watching Bikini Car Wash. A single large nacho has been chosen as the main course. Each person tugs away. Breaking blood vessels to fire one off and not be last. Frank is first. He goes to his knees and discharges a healthy batch over the corn tortilla. Bob soon follows. Its a shoot out between Steve and Arthur. From sitting indian style Arthur shoots a four footer and drops a pint of baby gravy on the nacho. Steve's face goes from red to green. Bob asks, "Pepper?". Steve takes the nacho down in two large bites and spends the next two hours puking in the bathroom. And that my friends is the Soggy Nacho.

by Keith L September 19, 2006

soggy johnny

the act of putting cereal(preferably frosted flakes) in a willing female companions snatch, once they become evenly coated in her wet cave you release your man mustard to soggy them and recoat with frosty goodness

"Jim: yo what happened last night?"
"Tim: i got hungry in the middle of the night and went down stairs for frosted flakes but could finish them so i gave her the ol' soggy johnny"
"Tim: niceee"

by jimbone bonebag March 3, 2008