lung seed

Small white seed shaped thingy that you sometimes cough up and spit out.

You do cough them up seeming like they come from your lungs

The other day I was talking with my friends when I coughed up a lung seed. My friends stared at me in confusion and disgust.

by AmyOnTheLawn April 27, 2014

shwank seed oil

Shwank seed oil is a catchy term for sperm. Or something you tell your significant other she needs, when you want a little TLC...

I tell my wife she looks like she could use a little shwank seed oil....

by JimmyDB October 12, 2016

Maryland Seedling

Those annoying cunts who buy a ton of expensive shit to represent their state but end up looking like total dousche bags. Occurs most often in Maryland.

Ben: that Will is such a Maryland Seedling and it pisses me off
Will: Fuck off Ben

by Slaybae24 October 15, 2017

Vintage Seed

An old dude’s jizz.

Rachel is into age gaps. She craves vintage seed. Can’t get enough.

My grandpa blew his vintage seed all over his home health aid as she was giving him a sponge bath.

by Eaton Holgoode May 28, 2018

bird seeds

The worst food to ever be invented on Earth. Mainly hated by birds like Wingy, this food is disgusting, dry, and plainly noob. If you eat bird seeds, you're a noob.

"Hey I got food!"
"Oh really? What did you get?"
"I got the newest flavor of bird seeds!"
"You filthy disgusting noob."

by Sir Jeffrier June 9, 2021

stems and seeds

Deliberate lack of something, be it information, goods or consideration. Usually a withholding as part of a deception.

"Come on, Johnny. I asked you for some information, and all you're giving me are stems and seeds."

by Hashim R. Hathaway February 2, 2008

skeedattle

1. To quickly leave.

2. To make like a tree... and leaf.

I'd love to stay for the rest of our date. But I gotta skeedattle and attend the opening of my garage door.

by Scarbonie September 15, 2007