Slurp

When you want to be weird in public-

I will slurp some sonic flesh

by REEeEeEeararboi February 27, 2021

Colon Slurp

it's where you lose something in your ass, and someone else slurps it out

My friend lost their headphones in their ass, so I had to colon slurp them to get them out.

by CafeDonut November 7, 2019

Capri-Slurp

The act of receiving both a blow job and a rimjob whilst simultaneously consuming a Capri Sun beverage.

Delightful😁

Did you know Dan got a uh Capri-Slurp at the party last night?

Oh yeah?
Yeah he was in the bathroom with both Sarah and Rachel
No shit? That-a-boy Daniel
My man!

by SpanglyCharly February 1, 2021

Slurp

An online slang word to describe happiness. Often used when greeting someone and just something to say when you have nothing else to say.

friend one~ slurp, hi
friend two~ hewoooo!

by TAMEROFFICIAL May 21, 2019

Slurp

A horrible human being 😕

guys slurp is being a bitch again

by Sl3rp December 14, 2021

Slurp juice

When you are playing fortnite and your girl takes a HUGE green shit in your mouth and you slurp in down your throught

I was bout to catch a dub but then my girl gave me a slurp juice

by Omw to fuck your bitch December 22, 2020

Slurp

Verb: To vigorously "suck", praise, or idolize ones elder or superior to the point of becoming a no good kiss ass.

"That freshman is slurping the football captain harder than his girlfriend ever did" see suck up or kiss ass as reference.

by The_little_lebowski May 22, 2016