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slam blasted

When you are so high your motor functions are impeded. Sentences become hard to formulate and you look cross-eyed.
Friend 1: Bro what's wrong with you, are you high?

Me: Nah bro I'm slam blasted...
by slam blasted March 22, 2020
mugGet the slam blastedmug.

tit slam

to fuck strait on into the chest plate, with your erect meat, much to the suprise of the unsuspecting girl; with the goal of knocking the wind out of the lovely lady
yo i just threw a tit slam and it was great
by tit slamer January 17, 2009
mugGet the tit slammug.

Porn Slam

When you see someone quickly close their laptop screen when someone else enters the room
Hey man, what were you close our chat at 10pm? Aw dude I had to do a porn slam because my mom came in
by Dampornslam October 25, 2011
mugGet the Porn Slammug.

Junk Slam

inserting ones junk inside while having intercorse
by batnumberone June 24, 2011
mugGet the Junk Slammug.

Pencil slam

The placing of ones pencil loudly onto their desk after finishing a test. Most often used to signify your speed testing superiority over everyone still testing.

Often followed by leaning back in the desk and arm crossing.
*Whisper* Did you see that pencil slam? What a nerd!
by doctordevon August 10, 2009
mugGet the Pencil slammug.

Thrillseeker slam

Where the one who weart the pants in the relationship attaches a bungie cord to the ceiling and rides up and down while penetrating the awaiting female specimin
"I hooked up with becky last night and i gave her a Thrillseeker Slam"
by Sum duds September 27, 2021
mugGet the Thrillseeker slammug.

slam-bam

by Anonymous September 7, 2003
mugGet the slam-bammug.

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