Bread shuffle

To use your fingers to skip past slices of bread in the loaf. can be done on with any kind of bread.

Dude 1 bread shuffled past the first slice of whole wheat because Dude 2 touched it without washing his hands upon returning from the bathroom.

by Lonedro42 October 19, 2012

Scarborough Shuffle

The process of transferring between subway lines at Kennedy station in Scarborough, a borough of Toronto, Canada. Both subway lines 2 (Bloor-Danforth) and 3 (Scarborough) end at Kennedy and transferring between them requires a rather long walk including 3 flights of stairs. This inconvenient process has become an infamous staple of commuting to and from the east end of the city and is one of the many examples of how much rapid transit infrastructure in Scarborough has failed to improve.

Just arrived at Kennedy, now I need to Scarborough Shuffle down to the Bloor-Danforth platform.

by Xx_ToiletSlayer_xX September 21, 2020

Wank Shuffle

Imagining an object of desire during masturbation and then deciding to switch focus on a different source of inspiration. E.g An ex-girlfriend gets replaced in imagery for the office hottie. Beware to not allow an image of a grotty rotter in while locking on

I can't dedicate this one to one woman, I'll put a few on wank shuffle

by Nested Elevator January 6, 2018

wikipedia shuffle

A fake news strategy to smear persons using Wikipedia. Here's how it works: 1) Bribe Wikipedia editors to fabricate a fake smear 2) Market the Wikipedia citation to several corrupted media outlets that are known to publish the information 3) Delete or revert the original fabricated smear Wikipedia edits 4) Market the corrupted media articles citing the previously existing fabricated Wikipedia article to additional media outlets that may or may not be corrupted and observe the successful launder smears turned factual out of little effort

source: @2:46:31 youtu.be/UuTDAXdkPr4#t=2h46m31s

I Wikipedia Shuffled Donald Trump, Alex Jones, Julian Assange, Edward Snowden and made a lot of money by acftually doing my job!

by jkcl May 17, 2019

Bahnson Shuffle

Contorting your body in a manner unknown to mankind and only one person on earth can do this shuffle. etc. Bahnson

I was at a party and saw Bahnson do the Bahnson Shuffle...shit was crazy badass

by bahndiggity January 31, 2009

Buckle Shuffle

An almost rhythmic dance done by a toilet bowl user who is about to lose control of his or her bowels. This usually happens when one's belt will not come undone at the anticipated rate, and panic sets in, as a bowel movement is immenent.

Whoo, that was close. I almost crapped my pants last night. I barely made it to the bathroom, and was doing the buckle shuffle, right before I blew mud all over the toilet!

by Pepto Alternative November 29, 2011

refrigerator shuffle

the awkward movement of a grossly obese person.

refrigerator shuffle: Imagine two people on either side of a refrigerator. One person holds the appliance in place while the other slides or shuffles their side forward.

by dogwang October 26, 2012