Holland Shuffle

The act when someone grabs a man's penis then the man grabs the others forearm and jacks himself off. Like the Dutch Rudder only the hand placement is switched.

Ashley came in and jacked off Steve by giving him a Holland Shuffle.

by A.C. Slator December 9, 2010

Wank Shuffle

Imagining an object of desire during masturbation and then deciding to switch focus on a different source of inspiration. E.g An ex-girlfriend gets replaced in imagery for the office hottie. Beware to not allow an image of a grotty rotter in while locking on

I can't dedicate this one to one woman, I'll put a few on wank shuffle

by Nested Elevator January 6, 2018

Bread shuffle

To use your fingers to skip past slices of bread in the loaf. can be done on with any kind of bread.

Dude 1 bread shuffled past the first slice of whole wheat because Dude 2 touched it without washing his hands upon returning from the bathroom.

by Lonedro42 October 19, 2012

Buffalo Shuffle

The way Canadians run across ice without slipping and falling.

Gary did the buffalo shuffle across the pond to get away from the moose who was chasing him.

by cdnshredder September 8, 2015

Scarborough Shuffle

The process of transferring between subway lines at Kennedy station in Scarborough, a borough of Toronto, Canada. Both subway lines 2 (Bloor-Danforth) and 3 (Scarborough) end at Kennedy and transferring between them requires a rather long walk including 3 flights of stairs. This inconvenient process has become an infamous staple of commuting to and from the east end of the city and is one of the many examples of how much rapid transit infrastructure in Scarborough has failed to improve.

Just arrived at Kennedy, now I need to Scarborough Shuffle down to the Bloor-Danforth platform.

by Xx_ToiletSlayer_xX September 21, 2020

Shuffle the puppies

A figure of speech, used as a command, meaning “to move your feet.”

“Shuffle the puppies!”

by Porkscratchings7 March 22, 2022

nextel shuffle

1.The act of standing up to look at your cell phone, thus making you look ridiculous.
2.Checking your cell phone when a similar sounding phone tones in the vicinity. Generally, this act is attributed to Nextel phone users because all Nextels sound the same for the walkie-talkie feature, you know? the whole reason you bought the outrageously priced phone and confusing service contract.

Nextel phone:"BEEP BEEP"
Every Nextel owner in the room:"Is that you?"
Thusly, everyone does the nextel shuffle to check their phones.

by PrimusPilus May 1, 2007