Shimp is an alternative of the word shit. It can be used to save a situation when you are about to swear but then realise, mid-word, that it is not the time or place so you change the word to shimp.
It is not used as an alternative word for poo.
It originates in Milton Keynes, United Kingdom.
It is not used as an alternative word for poo.
It originates in Milton Keynes, United Kingdom.
by chocolateANDvanilla May 28, 2009
Get the Shimp mug.While a girl is giving you a blow job when you are about to cum you take her head and make it face down then you cum all over the top of her head.
by Peter File 69 January 20, 2008
Get the Shampoo mug.The art of a woman going down on a man after the man has sex with one or multiple women back to back without taking a shower. This also involves the woman being unaware of the act.
Female(going down on male): You must have used lotion down here.
Male(snickering): Yea, i used Suave shampoo/Strawberry lotion, do you like it?
Male(saying to himself): Bitch, dont ever say youve never eaten any pussy.....hahahahhaha
Male(snickering): Yea, i used Suave shampoo/Strawberry lotion, do you like it?
Male(saying to himself): Bitch, dont ever say youve never eaten any pussy.....hahahahhaha
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Get the Shempo mug.When a guys penis is too small and he has a ton of pubic hair, so when he cums it gets all in his pubic hair making a mess.
by Mr. Jackson July 21, 2008
Get the Shampooing the Carpets mug.The word’s origins come from sham, French, meaning false or fake - and poo, slang, referring to biological excrement more commonly referred to as “shit”. Thus, one can only assume that shampoo is “false excrement” or “fake shit.”
by nethcev! August 24, 2006
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