shlong

A fat fucking cock that cant be resisted by any women

my shlong is hard

by scrodemlickingasswipe69 December 12, 2022

Shlong

big penis

Jesser has a big shlong

by sparecoochie123 October 29, 2020

Gong your shlong

Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.

Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.

by iamanthonydean November 18, 2020

Conors shlong

It a zero centimeter defeater, no Digga.

Conors shlong

by 1650mayaveLover December 16, 2024

Shlong

A big penis both in length and girth.

“His shlong left me wounded.”

“My shlong can’t decide which way to hang.”

by Sherzzer August 7, 2018

Shlong

Shlong is a combination of the word short and long

This building isn’t quite so short or long, it’s shlong

by DndBoi June 15, 2023

shlong knocker

A flaming homo looking for random dicks in the club

Kleyber is such a shlong knocker

by poonhound9921013 December 14, 2015