shlong

penis

jackson came on my shlong

by chxikwn May 8, 2019

Shlong

Short and long depending on variables.

My cat has a shlong dick!

by TheManHymnself March 21, 2019

shlong

sematagiolos way of saying penis but in a very gangsta and swag way,if one is to use this word in theyre everyday life they will be granted "The Nigballs" achievement.

-yourfavouritefriendtagi

oh dayum youve got a really seki shlong! it is a noun and an adjective. Oh shlong,is another way of being frightened

by j nigga May 27, 2021

shlong donkey

This is a word you can't ignore.

These are words you can't ignore; SHLONG DONKEY!!

by Magg Pies April 4, 2016

Shlong

Slang for penis. Usually is big.

Wow. Look at that shlong!

by DarylDixionIII May 12, 2014

Shlong Rip

The most devious, diabolical, smelly, gross bong rip to ever enter a human beings lungs.

“Woah Johan just hit a Shlong Rip, what a gross guy”

by SlongDongRon February 16, 2023

Shlong

(pronounced shh-long) is a term used to describe a man's downstairs area

Friend: hey dude I saw you got crazy last night😆. How'd it go?

Him: it went awesome! She said I had a nice shlong

by Wat3rm3l0n January 2, 2023