Shittarticles

The floating feces in the air in bathrooms; particularly public bathrooms where there are massive shit particles floating in the air.

The high school girls didn’t care about the shittarticles in the bathroom air as they were cutting class to make their TikToks.

Cover your toothbrush so the shittarticles don’t get on it!!

I can’t believe they actually hang out in the bathroom with all the shittarticles in the air!

by I am Thor June 26, 2025

The Shitfaced John

a Rocket Palmer with a minimum of 2 shots of Vodka added to the mix.

this Rocket Palmer sure would be tasty with some Vodka. How about The Shitfaced John?

by masters of mixology September 23, 2011

tactical shitface

When you tactically time getting wasted to not fuck you over later.

Francis: “Hey Florent are you sure you want to finish all that beer tonight? Tomorrow you have to work right?”
Florent: “Don’t worry, I have the morning off, so I can go for a tactical shitface.”

by Edy Francis December 3, 2017

unfuckery shitface

That one cunt that insults in ovewatch teamchat.

Tank Player: "omg dps you're fucking trash"
Dps Player: "you unfuckery shitface"

by tevittu April 30, 2021

ventis_shitfromthetoilet

A person of tiktok ventis_shitfromthetoilet maybe stinky but they are obsessed with venti the bard

ventis_shitfromthetoilet

by _.Moonhigh._ August 27, 2021

Tz’shitfaced

Drunk to a degree that innately changes the being that it occurs to.
Etymology: shitfaced, tz’shmettered.

To cure their depression caused by being single, the oilam regularly gets absolutely tz’shitfaced.

by ich freaking kennisht November 21, 2021

Giaint shitflare

A giant tropical plant.
AKA giant schefflera.
But normal people can't spell that shit so it's more commonly known as "Giant Shitflare"

"omg WOW your giaint Shitflare is beautiful Karen!"

by Blond Idiot75 October 13, 2022