shitmageddon

The most powerful bowel evacuation known to mankind. A 10 out of 10 on the Rectum Scale. Always fatal, if downwind.

Reporter: What happened here?!

Police Detective: Dave performed shitmageddon on the subway platform, killing two instantly, and sending three others to hospital.

Reporter: What caused this??

Detective: We’re not sure yet, but our hazmat team onsite found traces of Thai food, and Taco Bell.

Reporter: Dear god

by Done it all dave January 10, 2024

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Shipwayed

When you click into a report and realise it is wrote in a complicated manner and the only thing is if comparable to is like being stuck in a maze.

Your brain struggles to remain active and you become confused.

Joan- have you managed to review and complete that report?
You- Sorry, no. I have been shipwayed

by Jamesmarshallfake January 11, 2024

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shimaz

shimaz is the name of the most beautiful and intelligent girl. When she walks by everyone becomes jealous.

Girl 1: "omg look it's shimaz"
Boy 1: " she's so smart and hot"

by MWAHAHAHAHHAhehehehhehe November 20, 2023

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Shimaz

Shimaz is a girl who is sweet and caring in nature whom everybody tends to fall in love with. She is Smart and polite. Try not to loose her at any cost. She is a free spirit or a shoulder to cry on. She will also be there for you whenever you need her.

Shimaz will always be there for you.

by The queen of love November 22, 2023

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