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Security

Corporate gaslighting used by big tech to justify taking away the consumer's rights and freedom of a product they paid for by locking out aftermarket parts and accessories or even first party parts without the manufacturer's blessing that comes in the form of proprietary software only they have access to.
To ensure the safety and security of our customers, a recent firmware update locks out the use of aftermarket accessories, parts and third party repair to secure the money in our pockets by forcing the user to mail it back to us at their cost so we can charge you up the ass for a poor quality fix and a six month plus turnaround time with no updates.
by 36368876 March 13, 2023
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pull security

maintaining a sector of responsibility for any potential threat that could fuck you up.
Hey dipshit, stop standing around and pull security!
by geweyn August 17, 2023
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Security Forces Leadership

The reason ACAB is a thing. Security Forces Leadership is known far and wide in The United States Air Force for being the worst type of people to deal with. Often abusing subordinates and their spouses alike. Always envoke article 31 anytime you speak with them
Person A: "That person stabbed me in the back. "
Person B: " Yeah, that's Security Forces Leadership"
by Disgruntled VCO December 9, 2023
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Security Coochie

The act of hooking up with a girl while telling them you are dealing with personal issues that prevent you from committing to a relationship.
Tim told Arielle he didn’t want to be more than FWB because he’s still dealing with emotional issues. He prefers to just get some security coochie.
by Decoy Kamikaze May 8, 2022
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security checkpoint

never let Joe into any public building without passing him through one of these first.
security checkpoint guard: hold up there, "pal"(Joe), nobody gets in but through this here security checkpoint. now lets see that bag there.
by theCheesenOne May 31, 2022
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Secure Attachment

Not Zach.
Wow, Zach does not have a secure attachment to his boss. He is always worried about how his boss feels about him and if he is getting enough love.
by notautumn September 15, 2022
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