School is a -lot- of things. Mainly all of them are shitty (and all of them being nouns). Here goes:
1. Social forum where you go meet a bunch of idiots that ask you stupid questions.
2. Building which you have to be early/on time for or you'll get your ass kicked by the principal. The time to be at this building is always before 8:30 am if you're in middle school or above, and around 9 am if you're in elementary.
3. A place where you get your ass kicked by the "cool" people.
4. An alledgedly "diverse" place where in reality, it's divided into several cliques. These cliques are incredibly tight-knit and anyone who isn't part of one is considered an outcast and gets shoved into garbage cans & shit. The average middle-school-or-above usually has a stoner clique, skater clique, the "popular people" clique (AKA the people that won the genetic lottery), grade-obsessed-brainwashed-people clique, intelligent people clique, etc...
5. A complete and utter hellhole.
1. Social forum where you go meet a bunch of idiots that ask you stupid questions.
2. Building which you have to be early/on time for or you'll get your ass kicked by the principal. The time to be at this building is always before 8:30 am if you're in middle school or above, and around 9 am if you're in elementary.
3. A place where you get your ass kicked by the "cool" people.
4. An alledgedly "diverse" place where in reality, it's divided into several cliques. These cliques are incredibly tight-knit and anyone who isn't part of one is considered an outcast and gets shoved into garbage cans & shit. The average middle-school-or-above usually has a stoner clique, skater clique, the "popular people" clique (AKA the people that won the genetic lottery), grade-obsessed-brainwashed-people clique, intelligent people clique, etc...
5. A complete and utter hellhole.
1. Veronica: Hey, Valerie!! I got a 4.0 GPA on my report card! I'm so smart!
-four hours later-
Veronica: in Spanish class Hey, Asti, where's Mexico? Is it in Asia?
2. Asti: *wakes up* *looks at alarm clock* OH SHIT IT'S 6:20AM I'M GONNA BE LATE TO SCHOOL!! I'M GOING TO DIE AND GET 3 REFERRALS AND MISS GOING ON THE END-OF-THE-YEAR FIELD TRIP!
3. Decent person: Hey, Maddy? Where's the recycle bin?
Maddy (surrounded by "cool" friends): Bitch, how dare you talk to me! *slams decent person into locker*
4. A decent person looks out at her school five minutes before the bell rings. She sees a bunch of different groups all huddled together, glaring at other groups. This decent person sees the popular people bitchslap the intelligent people for saying things that are simply too complex for the idiot populars to understand :(
5. Asti: Oh dammit I hate Sundays... T_T The day off is ruined by knowing I have to wake up at 6 am and go to hell again.
-four hours later-
Veronica: in Spanish class Hey, Asti, where's Mexico? Is it in Asia?
2. Asti: *wakes up* *looks at alarm clock* OH SHIT IT'S 6:20AM I'M GONNA BE LATE TO SCHOOL!! I'M GOING TO DIE AND GET 3 REFERRALS AND MISS GOING ON THE END-OF-THE-YEAR FIELD TRIP!
3. Decent person: Hey, Maddy? Where's the recycle bin?
Maddy (surrounded by "cool" friends): Bitch, how dare you talk to me! *slams decent person into locker*
4. A decent person looks out at her school five minutes before the bell rings. She sees a bunch of different groups all huddled together, glaring at other groups. This decent person sees the popular people bitchslap the intelligent people for saying things that are simply too complex for the idiot populars to understand :(
5. Asti: Oh dammit I hate Sundays... T_T The day off is ruined by knowing I have to wake up at 6 am and go to hell again.
by 4571XD May 28, 2006
1.) Public ~: a failed socialist experiment of the 18th and 19th century. This is either where: Douchebag liberals in button-down shirts go to congregate and smoke pot, Douchebag republicans go to complain about the liberals and have sex in the bathrooms
Douchebag athiests go to complain about saying the 'Pledge'
Douchebag 'anal' christians go to complain about not having to say the 'Pledge'
Douchebag libertarians go to think of new things to complain about, especially ~, and post it on a dictionary when they get home
Douchebag adults to stupid or niave to get a good job go to enforce their values on students
Douchebag social rejects go to improve their aim
Poor children go because their parents cannot educate them at home or send them to private school
Smart children are so bored waiting for their dimmer brethern to catch up that they finally give up and drop out
In the Ghetto, where black children go to be tortured or shot
2.)Eastern ~: Where the asian children go and learn to make far superior products to those educated in Public ~
3.)Home ~: The place where all succesful adults were educated as children
4.)Private ~: A more cost-effecient Public ~ for pompous douchebags
Douchebag athiests go to complain about saying the 'Pledge'
Douchebag 'anal' christians go to complain about not having to say the 'Pledge'
Douchebag libertarians go to think of new things to complain about, especially ~, and post it on a dictionary when they get home
Douchebag adults to stupid or niave to get a good job go to enforce their values on students
Douchebag social rejects go to improve their aim
Poor children go because their parents cannot educate them at home or send them to private school
Smart children are so bored waiting for their dimmer brethern to catch up that they finally give up and drop out
In the Ghetto, where black children go to be tortured or shot
2.)Eastern ~: Where the asian children go and learn to make far superior products to those educated in Public ~
3.)Home ~: The place where all succesful adults were educated as children
4.)Private ~: A more cost-effecient Public ~ for pompous douchebags
The public school-loving nerd got straight A's, but when looking for a job found out that smart kids don't give a nerd's ass about grades.
by Josh Furman February 09, 2005
by skool kid September 05, 2006
What kids have to go through 17 years of and is based entirely on memorizing useless facts and words for a test one week then pushing those out of their heads and new ones in over and over again for 7-9 months a year. See hell and prison
Student 1: What the fuck does the word err mean, and what was the battle of Bull Run?
Student 2: Who gives a shit we just have to forget it next week.
Student 1: School sucks ass.
Student 2: You found this out just now?
Student 2: Who gives a shit we just have to forget it next week.
Student 1: School sucks ass.
Student 2: You found this out just now?
by R.M.J. July 01, 2009
Hell.
A place where you are forced to go, and it makes the toughest years of your life (puberty) harder.
A place where you are forced to go, and it makes the toughest years of your life (puberty) harder.
Student: Shit, I have to go to school tomorrow.
Adult: It's for you.
Student: How is me going to a place that only adds to my depression help me?
Adult: Shut up, you'll get it when your older.
Adult: It's for you.
Student: How is me going to a place that only adds to my depression help me?
Adult: Shut up, you'll get it when your older.
by Darthmat January 20, 2008
To those who hate school, just hear me out.
While going to school might be unpleasant sometimes, one needs to consider the importance of education in the world. Maths is not solely for solving questions, it is useful while handling money. Science can make your life comfortable and can save you from daily hassles. It also develops a logical attitude which enables you to make quick and appropriate decisions in life. Moreover, it is extremely hard for uneducated people to earn a living. And talking about phones, if you take gadgets to school then whats the point of going, if you still wanna chat and play games? Google can surely give you information but not solve your doubts. School teachers on the other hand, can answer your questions and there is a proper flow with which they explain, so that you might not feel uncomfortable while jumping from one topic to another. Education empowers you. It makes you an asset for your nation and the world.
While going to school might be unpleasant sometimes, one needs to consider the importance of education in the world. Maths is not solely for solving questions, it is useful while handling money. Science can make your life comfortable and can save you from daily hassles. It also develops a logical attitude which enables you to make quick and appropriate decisions in life. Moreover, it is extremely hard for uneducated people to earn a living. And talking about phones, if you take gadgets to school then whats the point of going, if you still wanna chat and play games? Google can surely give you information but not solve your doubts. School teachers on the other hand, can answer your questions and there is a proper flow with which they explain, so that you might not feel uncomfortable while jumping from one topic to another. Education empowers you. It makes you an asset for your nation and the world.
Uneducated Person: Oh I hate school, they make u waste seven hours in a prison-like building
Me: Like it or not, you won’t be able to have a job and a future without school.
Me: Like it or not, you won’t be able to have a job and a future without school.
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by The Squid March 21, 2003