Patong Schlong

A dirty poo covered bell end usually obtained from a seedy night out with a ladyboy in the brothels of Thailand.

By Jove Nicholls!! I woke up this morning with the most god awful patong schlong!! I have no memory of last night’s shenanigans!!

by Befferson 2 June 10, 2025

spartan schlong

A long 20 foot sword made of Spartan Hoplite penises that was used during the Trojan war. The sword could only legally be held by anyone 20 years and older. children had smaller versions.

Feel the wrath of my Spartan Schlong you Trojan Turd!

by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020

Ding dong schlong

Another word for a penis

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage

by Fadgy December 9, 2020

schlong

another word for penis

"god thats a long schlong"

by rick.astley6969 November 18, 2022

Schlong

Big massive cock of godly proportions

She wants to see my manhood because rumor has it I have a long dong schlong!!!

by tpulley1966 June 27, 2022

Ricky Schlong

Refers to someone who has a horse size third leg, that instantly attracts the attention of all the girls around them

Jake is such a ricky schlong you can't compete once he enters the room, all eyes are on him.

by Postopia11 May 23, 2025

Schlong

1) Penis

2) Above average sized penis.

Guy: Damn girl you lookin fine why don’t you get down and suck this monster schlong!

Girl: Ok daddy

by probablynotalex? March 15, 2021