straight savage

one badass mother fucker that everyone should watch out for; the beast; unstoppable freak of nature
He's gettin bitches, straight savage.
by straight_savage928 March 13, 2015
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Doc Savage

1. To beat someone you consider evil savagely, causing them lots of pain and suffering.

2. To brain wash someone, leaving them a zombie willing to do your bidding. Also removes any possible memory of their past life.

3. A nickname for those who do these things.

1. That dude came out of nowhere blabbering about how I was a killer. So he Doc Savaged me; thats why I'm holding this cold pack to my eye.

2. We got Andy back from that cult, but his mind was mush, they totally Doc Savaged his brain.

3. Hey, Doc Savage, How'd the fight go?
by Doctor Caliban April 09, 2009
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lady savage

Similar to a savage, a lady savage takes care of her own business, doesn't require a man, but will run through them for her own pleasure and cut them off if needed without catching feelings.
Bro Susan is such a lady savage that this guy said he was catching feelies for her and she ghosted him seconds later.
by SueMoney January 11, 2018
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Cam Savage

A name used to describe those that others see as a Fag, or uncool individual.
This term is used most frequently in western Canada by locals who have no other way of conveying their feelings of hate and dismay. Be warned, to call a Canadian "Cam Savage" is to say the most vulgar thing you can think of in your own native tongue.
"Nice one, that was pretty Cam Savage, you moron."
by Calgaryhaitus January 24, 2006
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randy savage

The greatest living wrestler ever to live and/or wrestle at the same time. After starring in hit films such as "Spiderman" and "Elbow Drop III: The Revenge of VJ" he has diversified into theater and performing art.

His experiences in the second world war helped him to defeat his arch enemy Hulk Hogan. Mr Savage commented that his climactic no-holds-barred match with Adolf Hitler (who had just defeated Captain America in a titanic struggle) during the summer of 1971 in Brazil; it was a turning point in his wrestling career. Although the match was marred with controversy (some critics alleged that Savage should never have been allowed to tag Mr T in) it made him a celebrity.

Savage has inspired many popular songs, including "Raining Blood" by thrash metal band Slayer and "Macho Man" by The Village People. He is known to use the word "crease" a little too much to be entirely normal.
"Randy Savage totally creased that punk Hogan. I've never seen such a horrific creasing in my life."

"I would say that Randy 'Crease' Savage is my personal hero. Oh pardon me I just creased my pants."

"Crease?"
by pissbag November 29, 2007
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Adam Savage

I reject your reality and substitute my own.
-Adam Savage

Am I missing an eyebrow?
-Adam Savage
by meteoryte February 16, 2009
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Savage Starchild

A lightworker or individual dedicated to spreading light and healing, but who attracts through unconventional means such as brashness, hijacking, bluntness, insensitivity, and outlandish behavior. Can refer to any enlightened, awakened, or woke individual or being who doesn't conform to the normal stereotype of having the outward appearance of a vegan soy boy peace loving hippie.

While the Savage Starchild still loves all abundantly, they tend to take a more realistic pragmatic approach which focuses less on an individual's feelings of wellbeing being nurtured and instead dish out blunt truths to cause the individual to humble themselves look within, introspectively. Cloaked within this seeming arrogance is a message or gift of pure love, healing, and knowledge

This leads to two reactions...
1. In an individual who isn't ready for enlightenment, the individual resists the message of love and assumes the Savage Starchild meant harm, and attempts to argue back - which is usually impossible due to the savage starchild's supreme projection of confidence.
2. Typically in enlightened or near-enlightened individuals, the savage starchild's message is embraced and championed as a pinnacle of humor or confidence. This results in bandwagoning, leading to the message being more readily absorbed.
"That Facebook group The Savage Starchild goes hard af... How does a healer go so hard?"

"Never engage a Savage Starchild in linguistic combat, lest you be destroyed and miss out on their profound gift of healing and wisdom."

"The Savage Starchild serves to effect healing and spreading of knowledge in individuals who normally wouldn't approach the passive peace-loving lightworkers. These individuals value bluntness, have a great sense of humor, and don't take life too seriously. They see anyone who is offended by their methods as weak, unevolved, and egotistical."
by Kundafuckinlini August 02, 2021
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