Sailing at half-mast

A partial erection.

I’m trying to get it in, but I’m sailing at half-mast.

by Red Bastard July 4, 2020

Sailing

Well, it's not far down to paradise
At least it's not for me
And if the wind is right you can sail away
And find tranquility
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see, believe me
It's not far to never never land
No reason to pretend
And if the wind is right you can find the joy
Of innocence again
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see, believe me

Sailing
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
Soon I will be free
Fantasy
It gets the best of me
When I'm sailing
All caught up in the reverie
Every word is a symphony
Won't you believe me?
Sailing
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
And soon I will be free
Well, it's not far back to sanity
At least it's not for me
And if the wind is right you can sail away
And find serenity
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see, really, believe me
Sailing
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
And soon I will be free

by Death Menace December 20, 2022

Sailing

Not a sport.

Person 1:"I love sailing"
Person 2: "But its not a sport."

by rowingisamazing May 15, 2020

Samping

Samping is the act of having sex whle camping. Samping usually hurts.

Me and my wife needed to spice up our love life so we went samping, so nice bein so close.

by basketballson56 March 4, 2010

sailinganarchyass

Anonymous SailingAnarchy whiner who displays poor taste, bad judgment and who spreads outrageous theories based on hearsay, innuendo, parody and lies. To expand on a phrase: Each whiner is totally fucking ridiculous.

Each whiner are a sailinganarchyasshole.
RobinCrusoe: what really happened is the forestay...
WuWei(Chris): to the fact Reid is a moron
aseawolf: Cheesus, not only are you an asshole but you're an uninformed asshole
Timmy-Trick_Turkey: "bend over and show me the void, ho..."
Nautigirl: Characteristics of a cult leader
Sailflat(Doug): notifying the rescue services that the cheese scow is missing or in distress

by Regatta Dogpile February 27, 2008

salinger

A word to describe someone who is a scammer, fraud, or con-artist

80 per ticket? Tell that salinger guy he's ripping you off

by ixelasd November 27, 2019

sampling

When you are already in a relationship, but you have side girls (or side guys). While sampling, you never commit to the side relationships.

Man, I was sampling so many girls last week!

by koolboy537 June 4, 2016