by vanman_57 June 11, 2011
An advanced form of cognitive dissonance where a person's head is actually so far up their own ass that it reemerges from their own mouth thus creating a black hole of ignorance and hypocrisy devoid of reason or logic.
Trump supporters must suffer from cranial - rectal syndrome because they seem to not understand their own hypocrisy.
by Grimmnevil June 08, 2017
Also known as OVR, or "Three Slits," it is considered the holy trinity of incessant hedonistic tantric copulation that covers not only the 'yoni,' but includes the 'ās' and the 'gud' resulting in an immense orgasmic explosion that could metaphorically be compared to the big bang in the release of sexual energy.
The yoga date last night ended up in OVR (oral-vaginal-rectal) at home. It couldn't possibly have gone better.
by U Tgb January 15, 2018
The Geneva Rectal Boundary is the point in the anus at which no man, woman, strap on, vibrator, sentient pleasure machine or natural disaster may penetrate, as it has been declared a war crime. It's generally accepted to be 89 kilometres deep.
TJ was arrested for traveling 89 kilometres deep... Poor sod. Should've read up on the geneva rectal boundary
by Mr. Tiddles12345678910699 February 10, 2014
John: Yo I'm gonna go pwn some n00bs lol lol rofl !!!11!!oneoneone!!111!
Luke: Yo you are suffering from a serious Cranial Rectal Inversion
Luke: Yo you are suffering from a serious Cranial Rectal Inversion
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