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Reetlord

Reetlord

An insult which combines the two words "retard" and "lord" to create a new word which can be defined as: lord of the retards or the biggest retard ever.

An even shorter version of the word can be said as simply "reet".
Person 1: "Oh my god -did you see that?! Kanye West fully just stole the mic from Tayler Swift! --HOLY SHIT! He's making a friggin' SPEECH ABOUT HOW BEYONCE SHOULD HAVE WON! Come downstairs and see this!!"

Person 2: "Oh my f- are you serious? God. Kanye West is such a fucking reetlord. Who the fuck would do that."
by Reetlord December 6, 2009
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Reet

Ohhhhhh yeaaaaa REET!
by Julia Williams-McCullough February 16, 2017
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Reet

Commonly used by Americans in the Pacific Northwest. It’s when you are metaphorically fucked in the ass. Also used as reet bomb, reet storm.
#1: “Dude my LA teacher handed me a reet. I got a 53.”

#2: “Shit man. You are in a total reet storm.”
by ReetGod123 August 10, 2018
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reetz

double definition: 1). extremely fucked up and most likely very sloppy. 2.) actually retarded, or someone being so dumb it makes u mad.
1. my god i got so fuckin reetz last night i fucked dans mom.

2. Portland is not a state it's a city you fuckin reetz fuck.
by White Silk July 23, 2008
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Reet

"Fucken' reet" - retarded 12 year old.
by Fuckengays April 3, 2019
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Repetitive And Pointless

Repetitive and Pointless = Rap

The most retarded type of music to ever hit the radio. Rap usually has no point and is just a bunch of random bullsh*t that has been manipulated to rhyme with the sentence before. I.E. fo shizzle my nizzle ... except for "my" none of those were actual words. This is how rap is made. The stupid people that make it, honestly, don't know what they are saying. So, they just ramble on about bitches, hoes, weed, being "gangsta's" and guns until they eventually steal some hard-working persons music and use it as a "beat" for their little pointless "raps". They do this because for the most part, rappers have no actual talent besides being able to find words that rhyme with bitch. Now to alot of people this definition will seem incorrect and "hatin'" to them I say, Go curl up in a dark, dark corner where no one can see you and die.
Rap. Anyone who likes rap is fat and has no friends.
by Rap is 4 the ignorant January 4, 2004
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