Putin

A shirtless bear riding savage who roams across the forests of Russia, hunting down people who oppose him. His best friend is not surprisingly Winnie the Pooh aka Xi Jinping

Don't go into those forests alone or Putin may impale you with a spear

by Chinaguy May 17, 2022

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Putin

Smallest dick on planet earth. Over-compensating on steroids.

Did you hear Joe had his lunch money stolen again? It was fucking Putin again, beating up on good guys taking shit that ain’t his…

by GreatD December 19, 2022

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Putin

For dicks that don't know when to pull out

Man Richard is a putin

by Becausewhynot.. March 4, 2022

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Putin

When you’re having anal sex with your partner then he/she pulls out and there’s a whistling noise followed by the Eruption of a Poopy Farty Noise.

It was just a little Noise when I pulled out, Nobody’s was Putin okay.

by GoodWeatherChris March 8, 2022

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why do you praise Putin

What you say to someone when they are acting like a total dunce online, so you say this just to get the best out of them.

Person 1: You're the type of person who would wear 2 circles on their chest in ROBLOX and say that this game is 13+
Person 2: why do you praise Putin + ratio + cope

by Mr. Brony June 3, 2022

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Putined

To Putin yourself is to, inadvertently cause the direct opposite action of what you set out to achieve.

Vladimir Putin started a war as he was worried Ukrainian would join NATO and give him a direct border with them. In doing so Finland and Sweden joined NATO and give Russia a direct border with NATO.

A lad phones his best mate to find out why he is spending time with a group of friends including his ex. The best mate asks "if he thinks he would break the man code of you don't date your mates ex's?". The lad replies "well yeah". This ends the friendship allowing the ex friend to date the ex girl.
HE PUTINED HIMSELF

by SDC 101 December 6, 2022

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