by Majenta March 06, 2021
Guy #1: Dude, where are all the chicks at this party?
Guy #2: I know. I am seeing way too many sausage puppets. Let go somewhere else.
Guy #2: I know. I am seeing way too many sausage puppets. Let go somewhere else.
by counter22 June 15, 2009
This is a puppet show created by Shane Madej on the YouTube channel, Watcher. He talks about certain historical events and these are hosted by the Professor, a blue and jelly bean-loving puppet (puppeteered by Shane, ofc). The Professor teaches these to the two guests on the show, one always being Ryan Bergara and another guest that changes with every episode. Ryan has never won the title of history master because the professor never lets him win. Oh and the songs that each episode ends with? Lyrical masterpieces.
"Oh hey, did you see the new episode of Puppet History?"
"Yeah, Ryan didn't win this time either did he?"
"No, he didn't."
"Yeah, Ryan didn't win this time either did he?"
"No, he didn't."
by sleeepytime July 31, 2021
by Cave Moss January 28, 2012
Someone who is so unbelievably attractive you can't help but fill her full of spunk every time you see her
Someone who craves being full of spunk at all time
Someone who craves being full of spunk at all time
Spunk puppet: "I'm not on the pill"
Chad: "oh shit"
Spunk puppet: "fuck it just fill me to the brim I am your spunk puppet
Chad: "oh shit"
Spunk puppet: "fuck it just fill me to the brim I am your spunk puppet
by af2 January 14, 2017
by the horn bag April 06, 2017
Someone who pulls the strings from the shadows. Someone capable of manipulating something or someone without making their presence known.
by Shugunou January 07, 2023