Wronkey Punch

When someone tries to attempt a donkey punch and wrongfully punches the person in the neck causing that person great pain.

Roe accidentally Wronkey Punched his wife this weekend and now she won't be here today.

by Mbj31008 November 14, 2014

jerk punch

signature move of naweed. punching som1 in a downward jerking motion making sure the knuckles hit first causing extreme pain and usually a dead arm, called the jerk punch because of the jerking off motion of the downward punch

OMFG naweed jerk punched me and i cant fucking feel my arm omg wtf

by weedsterandzach November 10, 2010

Stink Punch

The moment a bad smell suddenly and violently enters your nose

Someone in this supermarket must have farted because i just copped a stink punch in aisle 3

by Justo2010 July 08, 2022

punch the skunk

to furiously masturbate

Joe: hey Adam, I'm gonna go punch the skunk
Adam: aye my man can i come?

by Thailand22321 May 20, 2019

Kitten Punch

noun.
A painless punch to the face by someone with soft hands; to punch a female in the vagina; to jab a kitten while it's sleeping; to get punched in the face by your girlfriend for bruising her vagina after missionary.

kit-n, puhnch

"Damn! That stripper kitten punched the other stripper for spilling her drink!"

"I got into a fight at the club. This dude kitten punched me, Yo that shit felt like a bag filled with baby hair."

kitten punched

by PeriwinklePowerRanger March 16, 2015

larynx punch

A stupendously massive and highly sexual kung fu punch to the middle of the throat, wIthout the use of hands.

Im gonna larynx punch you bitch.
Yo, you see Horatio, he just got larynx punched.

Yo man, dude was checkin out them itty-bitty-titties and he just got larynx punched.

by Rodrigo Arthuro Jose Gonzalez February 24, 2015

red punch

When you fist your girlfriend on her period and immediately leave to the next room to punch her sister.

her sister was a bitch after I gave her the Red Punch.

by awesome possum51423 May 04, 2016