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puddle scunt

Is a cracked out meth head that will spread her legs and gapping open mouth for surfing your carpet
by GOD of LIGHT May 15, 2013
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pudding creeper

A Relatively creepy person who is upsetting by their vibe
The man in the van was a total pudding creeper
by Bignastytaters November 19, 2013
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pudding pusher

1. The act of anal intercourse.
2. When having anal sex, the thrusting pushes the poop or 'pudding' back up the anal cavity.
3. Pushing along the hershey highway.
4. Fudgepacking
"After this picnic, my boyfriend and I have a long night of pudding pushing to do."

"Wow, my butt is sore, i really had my pudding pushed last night."

"My friend is a total pudding pusher, thats the way he blows his load."

"I think he's gay...he's got to be a pudding pusher."
by amandaul October 20, 2014
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pudding roll

A sexual act, typically occurring in prison, involving several stages.
1) The aggressor wraps his member in cellophane, and anally violates the recipient (who is usually a rotund individual), usually after meal time, so that a large amount of fecal material is present.
2) The aggressor then removes the feces-coated cellophane, and inverts it, creating a "roll", filled with "pudding", which he then squeezes out, in a fashion similar to a cake decorator, to create emojis for the recipient's amusement.
3) The recipient then consumes the "pudding", while quoting Bill Cosby Jello pudding pop commercials
Greg hasn't been the same since Will fed him a pudding roll. Now he stares at the wall, and doesn't say anything until you show him a smiley face, then he just yells out, "It's so rich and creamy!"
by Dickshunairy April 19, 2018
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puddlecunt

A woman whose pussy gets extremely wet during sex.
That slut I brought home from the bar last night was a true puddlecunt. Her pussy got so wet during sex she flooded my bed.
by Dick Beeninya October 6, 2018
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Puddle pounder

When you finger blast her until she's drenched and you slap your dick against it to splash it everywhere.
Oh man I had the best puddle pounder last night. She got so wet and I splashed it everywhere with my dick!
by DauntingMeerkat February 13, 2021
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Puddle Clarity

When you step into a puddle, fall into another dimension and immediately want to move to a warmer, dryer location.
I moved from Canada to Florida after an ass kicking of puddle clarity.
by Cfab97 February 11, 2022
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