The Longest Pube

The most annoying or worst person out of a particularly bad group.

I heard that Becky was totally being the longest pube at the eco group meeting yesterday

by The Chodester June 6, 2013

Pube-locked

A Velcro-like interaction between one person’s facial hair and another person’s pubic hair wherein the two become inextricably linked, typically achieved during the action of fellatio or cunnilingus.

Man, those two got pube-locked outside the Tabernacle.

by KAtMalZ November 25, 2022

Pube smoothy

a smoothy made out of strictly pubes and expired milk nothing else will work and is best served lukewarm

Sam: have u tried this new drink called the pube smoothy

James:no
Sam: pass me that razor

by Heheheh-funny April 12, 2022

fanta pubes

a ginger person

"shut it, fanta pubes!"

by dickcheesemmm January 3, 2022

Pube Trees

When you have sex with a female with a lot of hair down under, and you ejaculate on the hair which makes little white beads on the ends.

James: "Holy crap baby, I'm bout to bust a load!"

Katie: "Pull out man! I don't wanna get pregnant!"

James: "There we go.. Now you have Pube Trees"

by Ilikeurbottleofrum March 25, 2009

stomach pubes

THE SNAIL TRAIL

Stomach pubes is not a phrase, it's called a snail trail you stupid bastards

by Dohvie December 9, 2017

pube tickler

someone who enjoys tickling their girlfriend's pubes as foreplay. it seriously turns some bitches on.

jessica walked in when i was doing pube tickler with allison.

by Nommin on the Kitteh tonight June 19, 2011