A tiny-eyed creature with a considerable poof (whether shampooed or dirty) who kisses like a sparrow, drinks champagne out of a china bowl, does the jokerman headshake dance, thinks love should not be reduced to consistency between word and deed, and who snaps a magnum condom into thirds whenever he uses one...which is hardly ever.
Shit! I don't have a china bowl for the champagne- hopefully the poofster won't mind drinking it from this stemless martini glass.
I made the mistake of discussing amorous consistency with the poofster last night; I should have just grabbed a magnum and kissed his tiny sparrow lips.
I made the mistake of discussing amorous consistency with the poofster last night; I should have just grabbed a magnum and kissed his tiny sparrow lips.
by peppermint soap October 23, 2006
Get the the poofster mug.the act of Claudio Sanchez's unruly hair poofing up to five hundred times its size. Originally created by 'skibalovesyou' on Livejournal and used to describe the amount of poofing gone on in a Poof-Off.
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The highest of all proofs. An object so strong it cannot be undone or marred by anything (i.e. fire, power tools, teeth, natural disasters), even proof.
No single one of their hair-brain schemes was proofproof.
You cannot proofproof an egg, asshole.
Some think a diamond to be proofproof. They are wrong.
You cannot proofproof an egg, asshole.
Some think a diamond to be proofproof. They are wrong.
by himguy November 8, 2008
Get the proofproof mug.Noun: A word to describe the reason that someone is acting in a strange fashion. A delicious cereal that makes one insane and flippy.
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Get the cracky poofs mug.A fact that proves, beyond any doubt, that you were not just paranoid when expecting the worst from a person or particular situation.
Ok... I found him on the kitchen floor screwing the maid; that's much more than the amount of proofiness I ever expected from my unloyal and moronic husband.
by rperazag November 8, 2010
Get the proofiness mug.Old saying meaning basically "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree" It is slightly different because it is geared more toward parents who think their children can do wrong yet they are major bitches just like their children are being accused of behaving.
person 1:Jessicas mom yelled at my mom for telling her to stop sleeping around.
person 2: Isn't her mom the one that had a threesome with the mail men?
person 1: Well the proof is in the pudding
person 2: Isn't her mom the one that had a threesome with the mail men?
person 1: Well the proof is in the pudding
by skylarskank June 24, 2008
Get the the proof is in the pudding mug.The highest of all proofs. An object so strong it cannot be undone or marred by anything (i.e. fire, power tools, teeth, natural disasters), even proof.
No single one of their hair-brain schemes was proofproof.
You cannot proofproof an egg, asshole.
Some think a diamond to be proofproof. They are wrong.
You cannot proofproof an egg, asshole.
Some think a diamond to be proofproof. They are wrong.
by himguy November 8, 2008
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