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Programming Dysphoria

An intense state of disconnection often felt by computer programmers; A feeling or frustration exhibited when computer code that is not supposed to work works anyway, or when computer code that is supposed to work, does not work.

Also known as: Code Dysphoria.
Jeff to Himself: "I can't believe this code works, how is this even working? This doesn't make sense. This is not supposed to work. But then why doesn't this code work..."

Bob to Janet: "He is experiencing programming dysphoria"
by 48219401243 November 22, 2018
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programmery

When your code or software architecture is supposedly or actually good-programmer-like.

Like sciency but for code.
Your code will be very much more better if you up the programmerness and make it more programmery.

A good software developer should know their programmery jargon like: encapsulation, inheritance, dependency, abstraction...
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programmery

When your code or software architecture is supposedly or actually good-programmer-like.

Like sciency but for code.
Your code will be very much more better if you up the programmerness and make it more programmery.

A good software developer should know their programmery jargon like: encapsulation, inheritance, dependency, abstraction...
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programmerist

Discriminating against programmers
That product manager was so programmerist. He demanded a higher salary although he has less screen time than a programmer. Equal pay for equal screen time.
by knuthatsgut123 June 9, 2020
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proRam

Sobqriuet of Shubh Bansal
He is proRam a.k.a Shubh Bansal.
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Programmer

Professional Google- and/or Stackoverflow user, without them you'll never figure out how to implement the random peace of code in a 6 y/o Stackoverflow post in the new program.
Project manager: guys this task should take 2 days maximum

Programmer : *Writing on google how to write hello world in html* Yes ...
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programming addict

someone who spends 200% of their time coding.
"have you seen Raj, he spends all day coding and playing league of legends"

"Yeah, what a programming addict."
by Wolfking99 February 8, 2022
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