prick magnet

noun. a person who can never find a nice guy, and only seems to attract douche bags/assholes etc.

Dude 1: Man, I feel sorry for Sarah. She cant ever find a good guy.
Dude 2: Yea, you are so right. She is a prick magnet.

by ihud March 5, 2011

nob-prick

A person with a split personality and both of them are dicks.

"That Sybil is such a nob-prick"

by Limey_88 September 7, 2009

Tyrannosaurus Prick

A word describing a giant dick.

"Holy shit! Have you seen John's tyrannosaurus prick!" says Girl 1

"Are you kidding me!? My asshole is like 10 times bigger now!" Says Girl 2

by bigboy123453 August 5, 2012

Pedaling Prick

A Pedaling Prick is an insult aimed at cyclists. The word "Pedaling' comes from the fact that they have to 'Pedal' in order for the bicycle to move.

Trevor: You think you own the road don't ya, ya pedaling pricks! Stupid outfits and arcane technology don't make you better than me. This country was built by and for the motor car. Go to France with your bicycles!

by IKnowTheLingo July 27, 2023

prick biscuit

Ron DeSantis. A sad miserable little prick ruining a state because he’s a bitter booger who can’t rock white go-go boots and has delusions of being a big man one day instead of the small hate filled creature he is now.

Did you you see Ol’ pudding fingers Ron DeSantis? He’s such a prick biscuit he thinks slavery helped black people.

by SqueakyMeeps August 15, 2023

Prick-whore

A whore that only dates arrogant, stick up ass, better then you jocks
2: dildo and other like sex toy craving hoe bag

Gina is a real prick-whore always dateing those rich snobby ass fucks
2: Do you remeber Hannah man? "Yeah she wouldnt leave the house without two or three sex toys what a prick-whore"

by Prplrednekjeep April 9, 2015

fiddle pricks

A lament uttered when something (especially string instruments) has been vandalized

"Oh fiddle pricks" yelled the conductor when he heard that someone cut the strings on several violins while they were on break.

by Wildthing October 21, 2012