by Soccer Streaker June 09, 2011
A stress press is where you undergo a series of trials to help make a difficult decision. You begin by rubbing ice cubes on the nipples until the point of extreme nipple hardness, and stiffness. You then squeeze lemons on them making lemon juice and pouring it into a cup, drink this. It will truly help make a decision.
"Sky couldnt choose a highschool, he then presumely Stress Pressed himself, and the decision was quite a bit less of a burden."
by dunit April 13, 2005
Two people turning their backsides closely against each other and pooping, causing the feces to be "pressed like a pancake" inbetween the two bodies. Usually done in sexual euphoria.
Derek hooked up with a girl at Panini's last night. He said it was the time of his life because after intercourse she wanted to do the pancake press. He was skeptical at first. But now all he does is do a solo press against the mirror.
by John Townsend December 09, 2008
I was tea bagging Veronica when I felt a fart coming on. When I let it loose, I accidentally sharted all over her face. She laughed it off and thanked me for giving her her first french press.
by askldfjhh January 14, 2010
(adj.) pertaining to objects that are mass-produced or consumed, easily obtained, or easily installed/deployed/disposed of.
1. Let's mail out our lee press-on form letters!
2. He needed to make a quick dinner, so he picked up some pre-cooked, pre-sliced, pre-seasoned lee press-on chicken.
2. He needed to make a quick dinner, so he picked up some pre-cooked, pre-sliced, pre-seasoned lee press-on chicken.
by Dwaterman May 09, 2006
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by William Wells December 28, 2005