Derived from "prairie oyster", a prairie blumpkin is when you're buddy is giving you head and you throw an egg in his face. Origins trace back to "Let Him Cook" from Pepperbox.tv
I was getting head from Jerry in the woods when I decided that it would be much better to turn it into a prairie blumpkin with my handy pocket egg
by legendchecker October 23, 2024
Get the Prairie Blumpkinmug. A city in minnesota with a bunch of stuck up assholes who dont give a f*ck about anything but themselves!
by Dontannoyme September 10, 2019
Get the Eden prairiemug. When an individual is receiving oral sex from a good friend and the recipient throws an egg in his or hers face.
“I was getting a really toothy blowjob from Cody the other day so I hit him with a gnarly prairie blumpkin.”
by Wooglas October 23, 2024
Get the Prairie blumpkinmug. What a place, a hick place where no one goes and there are corn fields for days. There is enough dip and beer for the whole world in Garden Prairie. And you dont have to be of age.
by Cunt-tree boi January 13, 2018
Get the garden prairiemug. Prairie Dawn is a mature, level-headed seven-year-old Muppet girl on Sesame Street. She is made from a Hot Pink Anything Muppet. She is famous for writing school pageants featuring her friends, mostly Ernie, Bert, Herry, Grover, and Cookie Monster. She directs these pageants by playing the piano. She often aspires to work in broadcasting or journalism.
by 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 February 20, 2025
Get the Prairie Dawnmug. by MisterAsshole August 16, 2016
Get the The Rolling Prairie Dogmug. A tendency of gay men to.have lots different sexual partners. They go from hole to hole like prairie dogs!
by The Doh Man October 10, 2022
Get the Prairie dogginmug.