Prairie Muncher

A person who eats out the vagina of a woman from the country.

Homie found himself a virgin girlfriend from sticks! That lucky Prairie Muncher !!

by Deeder420 November 3, 2023

prairie drive

When a man takes a Viagra and a woman rides in cowgirl or reverse cowgirl until the effects of the Viagra wear off.

Last night my wife and I did a prairie drive for 4 hours.

by Cowboy00 February 4, 2025

Prairie-wear

A womens blouse with excessive ruffles around the collar, down the whole front of the shirt or over the top half. Remenicent of Little House on the Prairie and the super conservative clothing worn on the show.

Look at that top that girl has on, total prairie-wear.

by not really there September 19, 2010

Prairie Blumpkin

When a homie blows you and you throw an egg in their face

Nic was blowing Brandon, till he hit him in the face with his pocket egg, turning it into a prairie blumpkin

by Slana October 29, 2024

Fancy Prairie

Tiny town of about 90, 30 of whom are related. The only way to get there is to get lost on the way to somewhere else. Don't blink as you go through town or you'll miss it.

"Went through Fancy Prairie earlier today; got lost on the way to Middletown."

by illegalitygirl October 19, 2020

little duckling on the prairie

when your boyfriend put his hand on your thigh

my friend sang little duckling on the prairie when he did it at lunch today!

by Connie mc fee September 24, 2016

Prairie Blumpkin

Derived from "prairie oyster", a prairie blumpkin is when you're buddy is giving you head and you throw an egg in his face. Origins trace back to "Let Him Cook" from Pepperbox.tv

I was getting head from Jerry in the woods when I decided that it would be much better to turn it into a prairie blumpkin with my handy pocket egg

by legendchecker October 23, 2024