piece of piss

A task that is considered easy. Generally this term is used in Australia.

Davo: Do you think you can finish those six beers before they close the pub?

Johnno: A piece of piss, mate. No worries.

by Geoffrey Menage June 27, 2007

pissing match

An argument or contest of wills, often mean-spirited and over trivial or insignificant matters. From the alcohol-induced sport of urinating for distance.

A: "What's with the boss?"

B: "Oh, he got into a pissing match with the head of accounting over last month's travel budget."

A: "So why is he still irritated?"

B: "He lost."

by Ensign Pulver September 1, 2008

Piss kink

Someone who enjoys holding in their piss.

Someone: I have a piss kink!
Person: what’s that?

Someone: I enjoy holding in my piss!
Person: oh. I think I have piss kink too.
Someone: 😏😏
Person:😏😏😏

by Pisskink#1 June 23, 2021

piss gun

When you take water gun and fill it up with piss instead. Good for shattering the will and innocence of young children.

"Those little bastards across the street kept kicking their damn ball on to my lawn, so I got out the ol' Super Soaker piss gun and doused em'. Damn kids."

*actual story told to me by my Grandfather, God rest his gentle soul

by ArmyDave October 25, 2006

Piss Slut

The lowest, dirtiest type of slut there is. A piss slut will take anyone's piss, any time, anywhere.
Essentially, a piss slut is a fuckable urinal.

This piss slut just wants to be pissed on all the time. Give me all the piss you've got! I want everyone's piss all over me. I want to be covered in piss!

by PetSlut October 14, 2015

piss-nuts

Someone who's penis is so small when he goes to the bathroom he pisses on his nuts.

What's up there piss-nuts?

by MykMan September 8, 2003

Piss Glue

An expression used when upset.

"Aww! I'm so mad I could piss glue."

by Dip (Derek M) March 30, 2009