1. The nickname given to the team that does good during the season, and chokes everytime in the playoffs/championships.
2. Just plain sucks donkey balls.
2. Just plain sucks donkey balls.
"Man, the Eagles suck ass. Why do they always gotta pull a Philly Eagles and lose? Why do hicks like the Eagles? That's all you see are rednecks and retards and fat-ass mo'fo hicks at Eagles games thinking their team will actually win a Super Bowl. THE EAGLES SUCK!"
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New York Mets. Phillidelphia Phillies.
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Guy 1: That movie Philadelphia was really touching and changed my perspective on AIDS patients.
Ignorant friend: Wow man you're so gay, grow a pair.
Ignorant friend: Wow man you're so gay, grow a pair.
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Dude, Scotty, let's get some people over tonight and we can get really drunk and perform a Philidelphia Night Train!
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