Philadelphia

Okay so, being a real philadelphian, lemme clear up a few things:
-hockey isn't as big a deal here as everyone thinks
-people here can be pretty nice, if you're not a stuck up a hole
-in terms of sports, we have lots of pride, and yeah, we know the eagles suck, let us cling to our hopes and dreams, mkay? Besides, the phillies are pretty good
-there are some very nice places with some very high end cafe's, shops, etc. And then there are places that look like shit. There is no one way to describe Philadelphia.
-the stereotypical Philadelphian will most likely be found in south Philly, also home to real Italian food.
-yeah, we've got a lot of bums, but if you don't look like a total moron, then they generally leave you alone
-pat's and geno's suck! To find a real Philly cheesesteak, you must find the most run down, diviest place imaginable. Like Johns roast pork.
-we've got some pretty friggin cool tourist attractions, including the art museum, Franklin institute, not even to mention numerous historical sites.
So yeah, maybe we can be obnoxious, and yeah, maybe some of us have a weight problem, and yeah, most of us can't drive, but Philly has a real heart and soul, and is home to some of the best people you could meet, and you'd have to be a total, pretentious ass not to see that.

Do you really need an example about what Philadelphia is like after all that stuff I just wrote? Really?

by Who me? Yes, you! May 19, 2011

Philadelphia Cryers

The Cryers - Philadelphia's "hockey team", which is comprised of nothing but goons and whiney babies. They have a spirited rivalry with the cross-state Pittsburgh Penguins, who are the 2008-2009 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS.

Did you see the smackdown the Pittsburgh Penguins put on the Philadelphia Cryers last night? 6-1 baby, and it should have been a shutout!!

by 3-eyed-berry December 16, 2009

philedelphia

another word for semen

(you've just ejaculated all over your girlfriends face and her parents walk in)

Father: WHAT IS THAT?! :O

You: It's philedelphia...i swear

by cheesypuff jr April 18, 2009

pailed

When you're really just being "that" drunk person. Trashed beyond belief, doing things you'll regret that your friend will have to tell you over the phone when you call them tomorrow, confused.

My god she was so PAILED last night, shaking her ass on 4 different coworkers with none of them even knowing and then she passed out with one eye still open after screaming at everyone because she couldn't find her flip flop.

by Valiantsea October 8, 2015

Philadelphia baby shower

The sexual act of shitting,ejaculating and vomiting on a partners chest then smearing it on your face like a baby

I just gave my girl a Philadelphia baby shower the other night

by Short dick spit clit February 8, 2018

Philadelphia Fondue

While engaging in sexual intercourse, the male partner defacates onto the abdomen of his partner, places his testicles into the feces and procedes to "tea bag" whom ever he is with.

Crader paid a hooker twelve-hundred dollars to let him "Philadelphia Fondue" her.

by Jarret Crader August 6, 2007

Philadelphia Fake Out

Commonly reffered to as the "philly", it occurs when you make someone think or do something that is not related to your focused goal. Essentially, it is the same as a Kansas City Shuffle, except the word itself is a lot easier and less awkward to use in casual conversation. The young adults of Inwood are constantly getting the philly, and they don't even care.

We gave that bitch the philly.

They got the philly, real quick. We made out with all the nice shit from that party.

I gave em the philly and won a nintendo wii!

Matt got the philadelphia fake out when arex said she was pregnant. She can't even have kids!

by knightmare01 November 16, 2009