Sexual act which involves squatting over your sleeping girlfriend/boyfriends face and, with the aid of an electric beard trimmer, showering them in pubic hair.
I gave Luanda the old persian pepper shaker last night and she looked like my dad this morning... ouch.
by Stevesbrain March 23, 2008
While your lover is giving you fellatio or cunnilingus; surprise them with a fart; make sure they fully enjoy the experience by pulling the sheets over your heads creating a persian heat tent.
Being the jokester i am, one day my ex was doing some of her best work when i decieded to surprise her so i pulled the sheets over her head. having said that story persian royals where amongst the first cultures to indulge themselvs in steam rooms which were extremly stank. thus a persian heat tent
by Donnie Leonard April 17, 2008
When in the act of having sex the male pulls out, ejaculates on to the females face then throws a hand full of sand at her face.
by Sapphire Gecko December 31, 2011
by PrinceOfYogurt October 30, 2011
The act of putting your toes in a girls vagina while at the dinner table. It is not a true Persian under toe unless the girl is wearing a skirt with panties pulled to the side.
by Pooyow118 April 15, 2011
When an extremely drunk man, usually an uncle or extended cousin, gets so drunk at a wedding that right when the bride and groom go to cut the cake, he drops his pants, climbs on top of the table, and puts his wrinkly, sweaty balls on the top of the cake, in a display of untamed masculinity.
Person #1: Man my uncle Bob did the persian cake topper at my brothers wedding.
Person #2: Man thats gross. Did you eat a piece of the cake afterwards?
Person #1: Shut up. Quit being such a dick hole you pape!
Person #2: Man thats gross. Did you eat a piece of the cake afterwards?
Person #1: Shut up. Quit being such a dick hole you pape!
by The Flying Dutchman! Yee! October 30, 2006
by chode messiah March 09, 2007