Piffle

To trifle with someone over an insignificant matter.

Jack: You know that a crocodile and an alligator are two different things?

Tony: Don't you piffle with me!

by wordsmeister November 18, 2014

seat piffer

Somone who goes around town smelling other peoples bicycle seats.

I caught Doug eyeballing a Schwinn earlier;man he's the only seat piffer I know.

by KrookedEye August 31, 2007

Proper Piff

A proper spliff,

Nigga that was a proper piff!

by iPiffU September 6, 2010

piff pit

When a large group of drinkers gather into a circle at a party, they start a countdown and all piff a beer, then throw the emty can into the middle of the circle.

Me an my bros were at this sick party, and we got everyone to join in our piff pit. It was fucking awsome.

by roachy roach October 9, 2011

piff

the word which refers to the walls of a marijuana cigarette.

I all for the blue rizla king, the extra rizz does for a sturdy piff.

by boiling point of caramel January 28, 2015

catfish-piff

what you call marijuana that has been smuggled or hidden inside a vagina, usually leaving some sort of odor on the nugs.

This shit smells raunchy, who do you pick up from?

Oh you know Carla? She got that Catfish-Piff.

by spickstache666 December 2, 2010

Piff

A name for weed, which is basically haze, but not quite. A lower grade of haze. Usually $20 a sack, at least from my dealer. And yes, this shit will get you a lot higher than mersh/mids.

1- Yo, did you try that new shit? Its better than mids!
2- Nah, what is it?
1- Its that piff!

by KottonmouthKingofPiff June 29, 2009