Finger Painting

1.v. To play with sperm preferably your own. Moving it with your index finger in swirly patterns. One could also write or draw pictures with it.

1. Me and Jonny whacked each other off last night and got on some finger painting.

by FPTop100 June 15, 2009

Cave Painting

When a man engages in sexual intercourse with a girl without any form of protection. The man fails to 'pull out' in time, therefore leaving the female with 'cave paintings' inside of her nether regions.

"We didn't have any condoms but we still done it anyway. I didn't pull out in time and she was left with some cave paintings."

by Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimon? January 14, 2008

painting her tractor

The act of ejaculating on a female's dildo mid masturbation.

NOTE: Female must possess a massive bush.

Dude, I picked up this stripper last night, but she freaked when i started painting her tractor.

by colonelangusboregardthesecond December 10, 2010

parentitis

A horrible condition afflicting only adults that results in feminine screeches and incessant nonsensical arguing with pseudo-logic that is accepted as reality by the contractor of this ailment, it is actually an airborn parasite that can be contracted by close contact with the infected person. There is no cure and the parasite is invisible to medical devices and blends perfectly with the lung, making surgical removal impossible. It can only be detected while an infected person is present while another non infected individual is there disobeying commands given to them, verbal or otherwise. The disease largely results in a case of junioritis for teens and young adults exposed. In young people the parasite can be fought off, but only by browsing obscene amounts of dank memes.

My mum contracted parentitis last week, and I can still hear her screeching about grounding me… wait… she is screeching about grounding me, GOTTARUNBYE.

by Darkstripe Blueflame January 28, 2016

painting over poop

When a painter decides he’s too lazy to go to the washroom, so he poops on a newly painted floor and paints over it.

Man: I think I saw that man painting over poop.

by MrPhoton June 11, 2018

Parmeeting

To become braindead

That guy is parmeeting

by Toweak July 12, 2023

toilet painting

when u shit in the toilet and after u flush shit is still there..so u need to get the brush out to clean it

1. hey dad, u just went toilet painting.
2. ohh man i hate cleaning up toilet painting's.

by rufey82 March 11, 2009