contact parker

A contact parker is a person who parallel-parks by backing up until making contact with the car behind, and then pulling forward a bit.

"Wow, did you see Carrie's rear bumper? ... it's got a lot of dents and marks on it!"

"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."

"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"

by hmakav February 5, 2013

Parker Madliak

A 14 year old boy who was killed in a hit and run incident on February 9, 2015. The guy who hit parker who's name is Cody Laundry thought he hit a deer and the next day turned himself in.

Parker Madliak June 20,2000-February 9,2015

by a retarted social media app th May 31, 2015

Parker Addis

Someone who runs around a room full of guys naked

Hey you guys this guy went Parker Addis on us last night

by Overlord Wes November 19, 2014

Kodey parker

A boss gamer

Kodey parker is such a good gamer on gta 5

by MATT A GOD February 18, 2018

nicholas parker

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Nicholas parker, a dream man with a massive penis, usually amazing in bed.

Omg!! That new kids is just like Nicholas Parker!!

by RocketFuel204X April 3, 2019

Suzi Parker

verb: In journalism, to post parody as factual news.

""You thought BenSmithing was bad? Suzi Parker basically reported an Onion article as real!"

by cat5stevens February 12, 2013

Pulling a parker

to hold the pipe until every one is quiet

Give me the damn pipe. your pulling a parker

by Dasmoney October 19, 2009