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cautionary pad

A cautionary pad is one that you wear when your period is basically over but you're too scared not to wear one in case bloody pussy juice gets all on you
I can't have sex today I need to wear my cautionary pad
by sjcwefcjvneaonvea May 19, 2015
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G-Pad

We are going to G-Pad. Do you want to go to your G-Pad?
by Nanu B June 15, 2016
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Clam pad

When you have clam chatter you need a clam pad to quiet it down so not to disturb others.
Paul had the boss so loose she was embarrassed to walk around work from all that clam chatter. So she had to use a clam pad to quiet things up down there.
by Clamer October 20, 2016
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baloney pad nipples

A nipple the size of a slice of baloney that has been rolled out ten fold, creating a baloney pad.
Hey iguanas look over there, He got them baloney pad nipples
by ticktuck November 17, 2017
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SOS Pad

SOS pad - an old lady’s pubic hair because of the appearance and texture
The GILF had an SOS Pad when I removed her panties.
by Pancreas Man May 2, 2018
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fat pad

when social distancing and fear bears down on you
-try to establish daily routines. music, workout, get your dose of daylight, write or phone people you care about
-have positive thoughts. your memory can provide you with good times. remember them, your achievements, moments with loved ones. know that this will pass.
-think ahead. make plans, be creative, look forward
I love you.
caught myself despairing. i was like, woa, our fat pad has been our arrogance, we can easily live off that for the next months.
by Krkič March 17, 2020
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Reverse Chinese Lily Pad

When you put wasabi sauce in your mouth and then go down on a girl. While performing the oral sex you stick your finger in the girl's stink eye. When done with the oral you spit the wasabi into the girls asshole. The man then moves into a bridge sex position. When done finish with a Vo.
"Man this chick I was with last night is so kinky! We tried the reverse Chinese lily pad and it was the best sex I've ever had!
by freekie352 February 21, 2013
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